Video Games

Ubisoft Announces ‘Prince of Persia’ Remake in Effort to Rewind Time to Before They Fucked Up

MONTREUIL, France — As part of their UbiForward presentation showcasing their upcoming releases, French game developer Ubisoft announced that they’re…

4 years ago

Microsoft Announces Xbox All Access Will Now Include PS5

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft announced that the new Xbox All Access monthly subscription would include an Xbox Series X console,…

4 years ago

Guy Who Was Just Talking About Taking Huge Shit Keeps Getting Facebook Ads for Anthem

OKLAHOMA CITY — Local bathroom occupant Dan Corrigan has reportedly been plagued by incessant social media ads for Anthem, EA’s…

4 years ago

Fall Guys Developers Somberly Report Every Time Your Jellybean Falls, It Dies Permanently

LONDON — Developers at Mediatonic have somberly revealed to fans that every time you lose a match in their hit…

4 years ago

Employees Returning to Work for First Time in Months Discover Office Overrun by Weeds

TAMPA, Fla. — Employees returning to the local offices of Seabass Accounting & Tax Services this week were reportedly shocked…

4 years ago

Opinion: Pikmin 3 Deluxe Re-Release Comes Just in Time to Teach Children the Value of Mass Sacrifice

Our nation’s schools are facing a crisis — not a crisis of health, but a crisis of fear. Parents, misinformed…

4 years ago

Shitty Mobile Game Ad More Fun Than Shitty Mobile Game It Interrupted

WARRENTON, Mo. — In a revelation that made him question his instincts, local gamer Kevin Lanigan recently realized that the…

4 years ago

Halo Infinite Harkens Back to the Series’ Roots by Letting Players Collect 25 Computer Parts to Upgrade Grappling Hook

REDMOND, Wash. — 343 released new information about their upcoming game Halo Infinite today that shows it harkens back to…

4 years ago

New Warzone Update Lets You Avoid War Entirely if You Find Enough Cash

ENCINO, Calif. — The most recent update to the Call of Duty: Warzone lets players permanently escape participating in ground…

4 years ago