Video Games

Quarantined Clock Town Resident Can’t Remember If It’s Day 1 or Day 3

CLOCK TOWN, Termina —  Clock Town resident and Stock Pot Inn owner Anju, 17, reported confusion today after struggling to…

4 years ago

Mario Exhausted After Taking Massive Jump

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Onlookers were astonished earlier today as the mustachioed hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario, collapsed in exhaustion…

4 years ago

Sony Announces Double Stuf PS5

LOS ANGELES — In a stunning addition to their lineup of PlayStation 5 consoles, Sony announced the new Double Stuf…

4 years ago

Resident Evil Netflix Series Hires Terrible Camera Operators for Accuracy

LOS ANGELES — With Netflix recently greenlighting a series based on Capcom’s Resident Evil video games, the streaming platform assured…

4 years ago

We Finally Know What the New Sony Console Will Be Called

TOKYO — Years of speculation by fans and industry insiders alike were put to rest today as Sony finally revealed…

4 years ago

Nintendo Sends DMCA Takedown to Nintendo for Emulating Mario Games

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has issued a DMCA takedown to Nintendo, threatening to press legal action if the studio doesn’t…

4 years ago

Gamer Can’t Help But Hear ‘Continue?’ Every Day When Waking Up

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local gamer Stephen McLaughlin can’t help but hear the voice of the Super Smash Bros. Melee announcer…

4 years ago

Isle Delfino Residents Guessing at Political Message Behind New Banksy Piece

ISLE DELFINO — Residents of Isle Delfino were left shocked and amazed this week as a mysterious public art installation…

4 years ago

PlayStation 5 to Bring Back That Slot for Hiding Your Weed In

TOKYO — As Sony releases more updates about the highly anticipated PlayStation 5, the company surprised fans with today’s announcement…

4 years ago