Video Games

Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War Is First Game in Series to Feature Completely Destructible Economy

LOS ANGELES — As part of GamesCon 2020’s Opening Night Live event, Treyarch’s studio design director, David Vonderhaar, confirmed that…

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Dad Getting Tired of Cleaning Rupees Out of Lawnmower

BEAVERCREEK, Ohio — Local father Stu Campbell is reportedly fed up with having to clean hundreds of rupees out of…

4 years ago

Geneticists Raise Ethical Questions After Successfully Creating Echo Fighter of Sheep

EDINBURGH, Scotland — In a huge scientific breakthrough that also raises many ethical questions, geneticists at the University of Edinburgh’s…

4 years ago

Gamer Needs to Gamify Playing Video Games In Order to Get Through Gaming

PHILADELPHIA — Local gamer Carla Ward reportedly needs to trick herself into finishing video games by gamifying them in order…

4 years ago

Nintendo in Panic Mode After Microsoft Acquires Luigi

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has reportedly entered a full state of panic with executives blindsided after Microsoft announced that it…

4 years ago

New Zelda Game’s Firm Place in Timeline Leaves Youtuber Unsure What to Spend Next Year of Life Obsessing Over

OSLO, Norway — YouTuber Konleith Narvesen is reportedly at a complete loss following the announcement that the newest Zelda game,…

4 years ago

Vast, Empty Field Elects New Mayor

NEWCITY02 — Voters have apparently grown tired of living in a featureless meadow, as a first-time runner has secured a…

4 years ago

Raccoon City Police Department Bans Controversial ‘Move While Aiming’ Technique

RACCOON CITY — The embattled Raccoon Police Department has officially banned the force’s unpopular ‘move while aiming,’ technique, Chief of…

4 years ago

Police Desperate to Solve Murder Case Decide to ‘Ask Madden’

DENVER — After exhausting all other leads and possible suspects, stumped Colorado law enforcement officials turned to the famous football…

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