Video Games

Horrible Goose Caught Scaring Voters Away From Early Voting Site

KEENE, Ky. — Several Keene residents have reported cases of voter intimidation at the small town’s early voting location, noting…

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Remembering Legendary Game Designer Tom Clancy

The video game world has always had creative figures who loomed large and were beloved for their contributions to the…

4 years ago

Child Who Received Mostly Rare Candies for Halloween Now 36 Years Old

FAIRFIELD, Conn. — Kenny Coleman, local pokemon fan and former adolescent, has reportedly received a number of rare candies in…

4 years ago

Man Can’t Throw Away PS2 Multitap in Case Three Friends Want to Get Together and Play Few Rounds of ‘Twisted Metal: Black’

PARMA, Ohio —  Local game collector Steve Yalper is dutifully holding on to his vintage PlayStation 2 Multitap in case…

4 years ago

U.S. Announces Plan to Withdraw All Troops from Donkey Kong Country by Christmas

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump took to Twitter last night to announce that all American forces currently serving overseas in…

4 years ago

‘America Will Look Vastly Different After November,’ Says Man Discussing ‘Hyrule Warriors’ Launch Day

WASHINGTON — Warning his friends and loved ones of the coming weeks and months of uncertainty, local politico Philippe Cruz…

4 years ago

Anonymous ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Contractor Reveals Intense Crunch Culture Made Him Say “Whoa”

LOS ANGELES — An anonymous whistleblower working on Cyberpunk 2077 with CD Projekt Red has revealed a pattern of intense…

4 years ago

Boyfriend Takes -7 Environmental Damage Per Second on Mission to Grocery Store

OXFORD, Ohio — In a journey that exposed one of his most glaring character vulnerabilities, local boyfriend Zach McInnes suffered…

4 years ago

PlayStation Owner Wondering When Sony Is Going to Send Him All Those Trophies

CARRBORO, N.C. — A local gamer is on the warpath against Sony as, after six years, he has yet to…

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