Video Games

Next Kingdom Hearts Game to Feature all the Racist Cats from ‘The Aristocats’

TOKYO — In honor of the classic Disney film’s 50th anniversary, publisher Square-Enix announced in a press release today that…

4 years ago

Video Game Enemies Circulate Anonymous Spreadsheet to Share Max HP and Equipment Info

GRUGG’S CASTLE — In an effort to increase transparency about fair hiring practices and compensation, a group of video game…

4 years ago

Gamer Who “Plays Better While High” Has No Basis for Comparison

LOS ANGELES — Local gamer Aaron Hopper insisted that he “plays way better when he’s stoned” despite a complete lack…

4 years ago

Man Worried He’ll Never Find Open World Game as Good as Her

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local gamer Joe Fleming is reportedly worried that Nintendo’s stunning masterpiece Breath of the Wild has ruined…

4 years ago

“With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man

NEW YORK — New York police officer David Whitehead pulled Spider-Man aside today after teaming up to beat up a…

4 years ago

Oprah Announces Newest Book Club Entry, ‘101 Fortnite Tips & Tricks’

CHICAGO — Oprah Winfrey shocked the gaming and literary worlds today by announcing that the newest entry in her long…

4 years ago

Gamer Asks Chipotle Employee Which Type of Beans Provide Better Stat Boost

AUSTIN — Frustrating employees and other patrons and holding up the line behind him with his questions, a local gamer…

4 years ago

RPG Town Shop Goes Bankrupt After Buying $10,000 in Trinkets From Adventurer

NETINNDEL — An RPG shop owner has been forced to close up his local shop and declare bankruptcy after buying…

4 years ago

PlayStation 5 Owner Trying to Find Most Subtle Way to Get Old Roommate’s Netflix Password Again

NEW YORK — After getting a brand new PlayStation 5, Rick Warren reconnected with his old roommate in a subtle…

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