Video Games

Studio Executives Encourage ‘Metal Gear Solid’ Director to Take No Inspiration From Games

LOS ANGELES — Sony Pictures executives have reportedly encouraged Metal Gear Solid director Jordan Vogt-Roberts to feel free to go…

4 years ago

Oscar Isaac Receives News Of Solid Snake Casting Via Two-Hour Codec Call

LOS ANGELES — Star Wars actor Oscar Isaac was recently cast as Solid Snake in the upcoming Metal Gear Solid…

4 years ago

Guy Who Brought Switch to Rooftop Party Disappointed Everybody Just Doing Coke Off It

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Gamer Brian Kology was disappointed after his attempt at livening up a rooftop party by bringing his…

4 years ago

Man Who Eats, Sleeps, and Breathes Video Games Advised by Doctor to Stop Doing That

BOSTON — Urgently advising the at-risk man to change his dangerous lifestyle immediately, a doctor at Massachusetts General Hospital advised…

4 years ago

We Ranked the Top 5 Weed Strains for Playing One Match of Rocket League and Going to Bed

Getting high and playing video games can be a lot of fun, but you want to make sure you combine…

4 years ago

Cyberpunk 2077 Character Creator Lets You Choose Which Movies Your Avatar Thinks are Overrated

WARSAW — The latest level of detail available in the character creation suite of CD Projekt Red’s upcoming Cyberpunk 2077…

4 years ago

Leprechaun Assures Wife That Mortal Kombat Is Going to Call Any Day Now

MAPLE GROVE, Minn. — The titular star of the Leprechaun series of films has reportedly been assuring his family that…

4 years ago

Alex Honnold Completes First Free Solo Ascent of PS5

YOSEMITE, Calif. — Rock climber Alex Honnold has shocked both the athletic and gaming worlds by completing the first free…

4 years ago

NASA Announces That You Won’t Be Able to Play ‘Boktai’ Anymore After the Sun Dies

WASHINGTON — Confirming the inevitable circumstances that will eventually come to pass throughout our solar system, scientists at NASA headquarters…

4 years ago