Video Games

Guy Who Didn’t Have $60 All Year Thinks Genshin Impact Was Snubbed at Game Awards

ARLINGTON, Va. — A gamer who was furloughed from his job earlier this year and has therefore had minimal recreational…

4 years ago

Struggling to Fill Time, Geoff Keighley Looks Around Room to Improvise Game Announcement

LOS ANGELES — Speaking slowly while his eyes darted around his home for inspiration to help him ad-lib, gaming news…

4 years ago

Ad Blocker Makes Game Awards 7 Minutes Long

LOS ANGELES— The 2020 Game Awards were reduced to an anemic seven minutes of content after audience members tuned in…

4 years ago

‘Hades’ Video Game Inexplicably Wins TIME’s 2020 Person of the Year

NEW YORK — TIME Magazine has shocked the world, announcing today that their 2020 Person of the Year is inexplicably…

4 years ago

Persona 5 Fans Speak Out Against City of Tokyo for Blatant Rip-Off of Shibuya Crossing

TOKYO — Persona 5 fans online are speaking out against the city of Tokyo today after eagle-eyed social media users…

4 years ago

Cyberpunk 2077 Runs Great When Injected Into Your Brain With Large Syringe, But This Is No Indicator for Console

WARSAW — Early reviews of CD Projekt Red’s Cyberpunk 2077 have made notes to specify that the game runs incredibly…

4 years ago

Cyberpunk 2077 Criticized for Unskippable Cutscene Where You Have to Eat Peanuts Even If You’re Allergic

WARSAW — Polish video game developer CD Projekt RED faced criticism for a cutscene in their new game Cyberpunk 2077,…

4 years ago

Review: ‘Cyberpunk: 2077’ Is Perfect Game, Is What I Must Say to Make Sure the Abused Workers Get Their Bonuses

Brutal, crunch-filled development cycles have become an unfortunate staple of major AAA video games. The latest perpetrator of this is…

4 years ago

Nintendo Serves Cease and Desist to Your Friend Who Pronounces It “May-Rio”

REDMOND. Wash. — Nintendo has continued its brazen litigious patterns of late, issuing a cease and desist order to your…

4 years ago