Video Games

Wounded Iraq War Veteran Cured After Crouching Behind Box For Five Seconds

WASHINGTON — The Department of Veteran Affairs revealed a catch-all cure for combat veterans that simply requires them to hide…

7 years ago

I Get It, I Wouldn’t Play Injustice 2 as Me Either (Guest Column by Captain Cold)

Looks like there’s a new top ice-themed super-villain around these parts and it ain’t that bucket-head Mr. Freeze. It’s me,…

7 years ago

Biggest E3 Disappointment: Still No Sequel Announced for 3D Pinball Space Cadet

E3’s been over for some time now, and it’s time we face facts — there just isn’t going to be…

7 years ago

Female Game Designer Surprised to Find Constructive Feedback in Middle of Death Threat Email

SAN FRANCISCO — Game designer Andrea Falco was shocked to discover some constructive criticism in the middle of a 6,000-word…

7 years ago

I Don’t Care If You Agree With His Policies, Bowser Is Your King

Not your king, huh? Grow up. Quick question: are you a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom? And is there a…

7 years ago

Black Mage Tired of Being Followed Around Item Shop

CORNELIA, World A — A heated confrontation took place at the item shop earlier today, involving a black mage who…

7 years ago

Crappy Controller Lets Friend Know Exactly Where He Stands

ENOLA, P.A. — Matthew Bowen discovered last night exactly where he stands with his group of friends after receiving the…

7 years ago

WoW Releases Limited Edition Mountain Dew IV Drip Promotion

IRVINE, Calif. — Blizzard Entertainment unveiled an unprecedented collaboration with PepsiCo this morning: a Warcraft-branded, intravenous game-fuel delivery system entitled…

7 years ago

Bill Maher Apologizes for Using Racial Slur During Overwatch Match

LOS ANGELES — Bill Maher apologized on Friday night’s broadcast of Real Time after using a hateful epithet during a…

7 years ago