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This Guy Made Fully Functioning Computer in Minecraft That Blocks @notch on Twitter

Whoa! We spoke to the brilliant Cody Bigley today, who used hundreds of thousands of blocks in the virtual world…

7 years ago

Backwoods Meth Tweaker Pumped About WWE2K18 Soundtrack

DALLAS — Travis Skode, a local scrap collector and long time crystal meth addict, proclaimed his satisfaction with the most…

7 years ago

GameStop Employee Whips Himself in Back Room After Failing to Sell Pre-Order

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. —  GameStop sales representative Donald Simpson quietly walked to the employee breakroom and proceeded to whip himself after…

7 years ago

Noobs Find Summer Love While Camping

BOISE, Idaho — A romance reportedly blossomed between two teenagers while spawn camping during online matches of Team Fortress 2,…

7 years ago

No Trade Backs: Local Mom Set to Appeal Playground Ruling After Botched Charizard Deal

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Stephanie Lee, a mother of three, is set to appear before a high playground court tomorrow to appeal…

7 years ago

Climate Scientists Warn That All Super Mario Levels Will Be Underwater by 2025

PARIS — Top climate scientists released a new peer-reviewed research paper today, which warns that all Super Mario stages will…

7 years ago

Ms. Pac-Man Trying to Cut Back on White Dots for Bikini Season

NEON MAZE — Ms. Pac-Man resigned herself to yet another meal of white dots after an emotionally exhausting afternoon of swimsuit…

7 years ago

Upcoming Battlefield One DLC Simulates Life of French War Widow

EA announced a surprise addition to the Battlefield franchise in a press release this morning: a new Battlefield 1 game…

7 years ago

John Stockton Still Trying to Make Himself Dunk in NBA Jam

SPOKANE, Wash. — Sources revealed today that legendary NBA point guard John Stockton has spent most of his retirement pursuing…

7 years ago