Video Games

Incredible Rocket League Player Did Aerial Thing on Purpose

BALTIMORE — In one of the most impressive Rocket League feats of all time, incredible gamer Carlos Villalba performed a mid-air…

7 years ago

Trump Reminds GOP Senators Before Healthcare Vote “No Russian”

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump grimly said to GOP lawmakers “Remember, no Russian,” moments before the elevator doors opened to…

7 years ago

MLG All-Star Out 2-4 Weeks After Receiving “C” on Geography Quiz

DAYTON, Ohio — MLG All-Star Eric Harland, AKA "FrosTyBallZ", is expected to miss 2-4 weeks after getting a "C" on…

7 years ago

Study: 9 Out of 10 League of Legends Players Report Having Fucked Your Mom

PASADENA, Calif. — A comprehensive study conducted at Stanford University revealed that for every ten people who regularly play League…

7 years ago

Video Game Story Writer Considers Water Level His Ulysses

LANSING, Mich. — Veteran gaming story writer Scott McCormick is reportedly exceptionally pleased with his latest work, the backstory of…

7 years ago

Q*bert Cosplayer Pronounced Dead After Fall Down Convention Staircase

SAN DIEGO — Comic Con event staff announced the tragic death of an attendee dressed as 1980s video game protagonist Q*bert…

7 years ago

Creator of No Man’s Sky Looks Nothing Like His Dating Profile

GUILDFORD, U.K. — Local woman Sarah Letts was severely disappointed today to discover that her Tinder date, No Man’s Sky…

7 years ago

Girlfriend Announces ‘No Rush 30 Min’ Rule in Bedroom

BEDROOM — Local girlfriend Claire Middleton reportedly announced a strict “NR 30 Min” rule at the beginning of an intimate…

7 years ago

Help! I Can’t Get Past the Part in Dark Souls 3 Where My Wife Threatens to Take the Kids and Go

Help! I’ve been playing Dark Souls nonstop for the past three weeks and I’m completely stuck. Does anyone know how…

7 years ago