Video Games

SSX Tricky Fan Paralyzed After Family Ski Trip

BOULDER, Colo. — Teenage gamer Tobias Aldrich severely injured himself after emulating moves he learned in the cult favorite snowboarding game…

7 years ago

Aging PlayStation 2 Hasn’t Been Touched Like That in Years

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — A timeworn PlayStation 2 was turned on—so turned on—and played for the first time in nearly a…

7 years ago

Man Ghosted by Dating Sim

TOLEDO, Ohio — A lovelorn man was surprised to see that he had been “ghosted” by Love Bubble Yeah!—a dating…

7 years ago

One Dead, One Missing in Game Boy Battery Compartment

ATLANTA — Local college student Gina Morris came upon a terrible atrocity inside her Game Boy Color this morning, where…

7 years ago

SEGA Refuses to Reveal Which Body Part Sonic Puts the Rings In

Despite decades of questioning, SEGA, the producers of the Sonic franchise, have reiterated that they will not answer one of…

7 years ago

Video Game Player with Infinite Possibilities Creates Character That Looks Like Self

TUCSON, Ariz. — Avid gamer Mark Spears utilized a video game character creation tool with millions of possibilities, including hundreds…

7 years ago

Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game to Be Adapted into Film

LOS ANGELES — Paramount Pictures has announced the latest summer tentpole film to be based on a video game, 1995’s…

7 years ago

Bethesda Apologizes for Extremely Insensitive Wolfenstein ARG in Charlottesville

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks, makers of the alternate reality Nazi-fighting game series Wolfenstein, has apologized for a recent augmented…

7 years ago

New America’s Army Drone Warfare Expansion Features Suspiciously Lifelike Graphics

SAN DIEGO, Cali. — Aerial Domination, the new drone-themed expansion pack for the Army-sponsored military shooter America’s Army, has earned…

7 years ago