Video Games

Dad’s Insurance Only Covers Mad Catz Pacemaker

ARENA, Wis. — Local father Andrew Nikket has become the first ever recipient of a Mad Catz pacemaker this week,…

4 years ago

Development Hell: 12 Years After Trailer, Still No Word When IGN’s ‘Legend of Zelda’ Live Action Movie Will Release

SAN FRANCISCO — After years of mis-management and a revolving door of directors and producers, IGN’s much-anticipated live-action film adaptation…

4 years ago

Donald Trump Retracts Lawsuit Barring Pokémon Company From Using Likeness in Muk Cards

WASHINGTON — Following a string of other legal concessions in the waning days of his term, President Donald Trump announced…

4 years ago

CD Projekt Red Hires Elon Musk to Oversee All Future Failed Launches

WARSAW — Following the tumultuous release of their long anticipated RPG CyberPunk 2077, CD Projekt Red has appointed entrepreneur and…

4 years ago

Report: This Article Can Run DOOM

NEW YORK — Reddit users on the popular r/itrunsdoom were reportedly surprised to learn that an article on video game…

4 years ago

CD Projekt Red Clarifies That Any Racist Content Found in Cyberpunk Is Probably Just Glitch

WARSAW — CD Projekt Red has confirmed that anything racist that players may find in their game Cyberpunk 2077 is…

4 years ago

Groundbreaking RPG Gives Player Moral Conundrum With Dozens of Ways to Say ‘Yes’

EDMONTON, Alberta — Developer Bioware has announced that their latest Mass Effect game will be the deepest dive into moral…

4 years ago

Why My Shitty Dead-End Office Job Means No Video Game Developer Should Complain Ever

As video games become an even larger part of our culture, the conversation over overtime work, employee crunch, and unions…

4 years ago

Gamer Who Bought Entire Trilogy on Sale Quits Halfway Through First Game

DES PLAINES, Ill. — Local gamer James Johnson, who recently purchased the Assassin’s Creed: Ezio Trilogy collection, has reportedly quit…

4 years ago