Video Games

It’s Unethical to Bring Children into World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III Yet

Do you have kids? If you answered yes, then you are a monster. How could you bring children into such…

7 years ago

Age of Empire Villager Drafts 10-Page Memo to King Arguing Men Better Miners

TEUTONS VILLAGE — An internal memo written by a Teutonic gold miner to his king arguing that male villagers are…

7 years ago

WNBA 2K18 Career Mode Lets You Play as Athletes Working Their Second Jobs

NOVATO, Calif. — First looks at this fall’s upcoming WNBA2K18 game are in and a majority of the game’s career…

7 years ago

Grandpa Still Haunted by Triple Kill He Got in Korea

NEW BRIDGE, N.J. — Veteran Alex Gresham made it obviously clear to his family that he was not over his…

7 years ago

Mutant League Football Player Under Investigation for Performance Enhancing Drugs

EL PASO, Tex. — The world of professional Mutant League sports was rocked amidst recent accusations of doping against the…

7 years ago

New Boyfriend Clearly Just Palette Swap of Old Boyfriend

TEMPE, Ariz. — ASU student Shelly Campbell has started dating local realtor Aaron Jackson two months after breaking up with…

7 years ago

Soldier on Deathbed: “I Wasted Most of My Thirty Lives”

DALLAS — A harrowing scene unfolded today, as decorated war hero Bill Rizer passed away of natural causes surrounded by…

7 years ago

Trump Enlists Lazy Video Game Designers to Build Invisible Wall Along Mexican Border

BELLEVUE, Wash. -- Video game developer Rare have announced a new project in partnership with the White House to build…

7 years ago

Main Character Reassures Final Boss Those Side Quests Meant Nothing to Him

WIDOWBRIAR — Video game protagonist Danaes has reportedly assured final boss the Hollowsplicer, Scourge of Xissan, that the many side quests…

7 years ago