Video Games

Madden 2018 to Feature Stats of Star Defense Lawyers

NEW YORK — EA Sports announced today that the 2018 version of their popular Madden NFL franchise will now include…

7 years ago

Opinion: The Terrorists Only Win If We Let Them Change Our Way of Life or If They Hold This Base for Two Minutes

Terrorism continues to be a looming threat our beloved country faces.  The only way to effectively stand to its evil…

7 years ago

Boyfriend Was Hoping for Different Kind of Role-Playing

ST. JOSEPH, Mich. — Brian Freemont was dismayed Thursday evening after being promised a night of wild role-playing by his…

7 years ago

PlayerUnknown Joins 25th Season of Dancing with the Stars

LOS ANGELES — Popular video game modder Brendan “PlayerUnknown” Greene announced that he will join the 25th season of ABC’s…

7 years ago

Destiny Fans Outraged by Bungie’s Decision to Make Destiny 2 Good

BELLEVUE, Wash. — Fans of the Destiny series are furious at all signs pointing to Bungie making Destiny 2 a…

7 years ago

Fans of Beloved Franchise Anxiously Await Loosely Related Freemium iOS Game

SAN FRANCISCO — Fans of the long running Quest of the Sage series expressed overwhelming enthusiasm today, after publisher Thunderstone…

7 years ago

Our Interview with Red Pikmin Who Escaped Captain Olimar’s Sex Cult

For years, Captain Olimar has been seen as a beloved hero by the people of Hocotate for his ability to…

7 years ago

President Trump Honored to Throw Out the First Slur at Call of Duty Tournament

PALO ALTO, Calif. — Organizers of Call of Duty World, one of the largest Call of Duty Tournaments in North…

7 years ago

Player Stirs Controversy by Refusing to Stand During Madden’s Loading Screen

MADISON, Wis. — Local Twitch streamer Todd McCabe has caused an uproar by refusing to stand during the Madden 18 loading…

7 years ago