Video Games

College Student’s Fast Travel Ability Unlocked by Bottle of Tequila

GAINESVILLE, Fla. — UF sophomore Michelle Stevens claims to have fast traveled to her dorm room after downing a bottle…

7 years ago

Opinion: If You Live in My Sims Town, You Better Learn to Speak Gibberish

  Original article has been translated from Simlish for clarity. Immigration continues to be a dividing issue, and it can…

7 years ago

Sonic the Hedgehog Visits Sick DeviantArt User for Make-A-Wish to Tell Him His OC is Canon

OSWEGO, N.Y. — Sonic the Hedgehog honored the Make-A-Wish request of 13-year-old DeviantArt regular Jake Applebaum, declaring his self-created character…

7 years ago

Gamers Furious as Arcade Machine Introduces 25 Cent Microtransactions

PHOENIX —  Anger erupted among several gamers after a local arcade machine suddenly began charging unsuspecting players 25 cents to…

7 years ago

Teens Caught Dry Humping in Jurassic Park Arcade Machine Invisible to Mom as Long as They Don’t Move

SEATTLE — Two sexually adventurous teenagers were reportedly trapped in the Jurassic Park arcade machine they’d been fooling around in…

7 years ago

South Park TV Show Skewers South Park Video Game for Being Liberal Pussies

LOS ANGELES — The upcoming South Park role playing game called South Park: The Fractured but Whole, which introduces a…

7 years ago

God Punishes GameStop Employees for Building Funko Pop Tower Too High

STROUDSBURG, Penn. — Heavenly father of all creation God recently rained His anger down upon a group of arrogant GameStop…

7 years ago

PewDiePie Accidentally Puts on Entire KKK Uniform in Middle of Game Stream

BRIGHTON, U.K.— While streaming a heated match of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, YouTube celebrity PewDiePie, in a fit of rage over being…

7 years ago

Nintendo Confirms Waluigi is Uncircumcised for Some Reason

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo President Tatsumi Kimishima divulged in an interview with Game Informer magazine yesterday that recurring character Waluigi…

7 years ago