Video Games

Haunted GameStop Found to be Built Atop Ancient Atari E.T. Game Burial Grounds

ALAMOGORDO, N.M. — A recently opened GameStop experiencing a rash of paranormal phenomena was discovered to be built atop the…

7 years ago

Study Finds 80% of NES Characters Believe Earth is Flat, Only Moves to the Right

BERKELEY, Calif. — A controversial U.C. Berkeley study found that 80% of classic Nintendo characters believe that the Earth is…

7 years ago

Dating Simulator Features Extra-Hard “What Are We?” Mode

PALO ALTO, Calif. — A new dating simulator, University Tales, is making waves by offering a new extra-hard difficulty setting…

7 years ago

Counter-Strike K/D Ratio Listed on Skills and Experience Section of Resume

LAKEVILLE, Minn. — Easton Clemens, 17, added his considerable video gaming expertise to his resume in hopes of gaining an…

7 years ago

LEAKED EMAILS: Solid Snake Confided in Aides He Has No Idea What’s Going on Anymore

SHADOW MOSES ISLAND, Alaska — Classified emails intercepted by hackers today reveal Solid Snake to be completely and utterly lost…

7 years ago

Capcom Teases ‘Marvel Vs. Capcom Vs. Brown Vs. The Board of Education’

TOPEKA, Kansas — Capcom raised eyebrows today by releasing a surprise teaser for an upcoming game, Marvel Vs. Capcom Vs.…

7 years ago

Woman Checking in on Sims for First Time in 7 Years Horrified to Learn They’ve Gotten Really Into Right-Wing Extremism

BEAUFORT, S.C.— Shantal Addams was shocked to find that several characters she created in the video game The Sims had…

7 years ago

Protesters Remove Statue, Activating Secret Doorway Puzzle

MONTGOMERY, Ala. — A growing wave of unrest erupted into violence, and then confusion, as protesters removed a confederate statue…

7 years ago

SEGA Announces It Learned Absolutely Nothing From Sonic Mania Success

TOKYO, Japan —  SEGA held a press conference today to let the gaming world know that they haven’t learned a…

7 years ago