Video Games

If Birdo Isn’t Woman, How Come I’ve Been Threatening to Assault Her?

  There’s a lot of debate in the video game world about Birdo’s gender identity. Birdo is described as male…

7 years ago

Valve Hires George R.R. Martin to Begin Writing Half-Life 3

SANTE FE, N.M. — A Song of Fire and Ice writer George R.R. Martin was hired by Valve today to…

7 years ago

World Famous Archaeologist Dies After Not Timing Jump Right

KITEZH, Russia — Famed archaeologist/adventurer Lara Croft fell to her death in the lost city of Kitezh today, after mistiming…

7 years ago

Neglected Wii Controller Hurls Itself at Flatscreen TV

PORTLAND, Ore. — A Wii controller that has sat sedentary for the past nine years hurled itself directly at it’s…

7 years ago

Woman Leaves ‘Second Life’ Husband After Finding out He’s Not Kermit the Frog Smoking Blunt in Real Life

BEND, Ore. — Melissa Davis ended her legally recognized two-year marriage through the game Second Life after meeting her husband…

7 years ago

Dad Reviews Skyrim: “How do I move?”

Hundreds of hours of dangerous adventure, amazing discovery, and enchanting exploration. I just wish I could have seen that instead…

7 years ago

CEO of Kickstarter-Funded Indie Game Releases Progress Video of Him Surfing in Tahiti

PAPE’ETE, French Polynesia — CEO and founder of indie game studio Star Knights Inc., Jack Hammel, published an update for…

7 years ago

Peter Jackson Signs on for Three Picture Deal About Shadow of War’s First Ten Minutes

LOS ANGELES — WB Games announced today that their newest game, Middle Earth: Shadow of War, is being adapted into…

7 years ago

DayZ Now Accurate Simulation of World Where 99.9% of Population Has Died Off

PRAGUE, Czech Republic — DayZ, the post-apocalyptic zombie survival game, has reached new levels of authenticity as of late, with…

7 years ago