Video Games

Second Gunman on Grassy Knoll Identified Using Kennedy’s Killcam

WASHINGTON — Details on the assassination of John F. Kennedy have unfolded today as the FBI has recovered footage of…

7 years ago

RANKED: All 324 Jeopardy! Video Games

  Are you as excited as we are for the newest Jeopardy! video game to come out?! In preparation for…

7 years ago

New Farming Simulator Pays You Subsidies to Not Play

PARIS, France — The latest entry in Focus Home Interactive's Farming Simulator is being hailed as the most realistic ever…

7 years ago

Man Completes Another No-Kill Playthrough of Work Week

BEAVERTON, Ore. — Customer Service Coordinator Josh Bellamie capped off yet another no-kill playthrough of the work week today, extending…

7 years ago

If I’m Going to Save Your Village From Certain Doom, the Least You Could Do Is Honor the Deal I Got on Kayak

  I think what we have here is a simple misunderstanding. You run a business. I get that. In fact,…

7 years ago

GameStop Now Offering Pre-Returns of Assassin’s Creed Origins

GRAPEVINE, Texas — Video game retailer GameStop announced that for Ubisoft’s highly anticipated game, Assassin’s Creed Origins, it would allow…

7 years ago

Bad Dudes Unwilling to Rescue Current President

WASHINGTON — Following the kidnapping of President Donald J. Trump by the dreaded DragonNinja, America’s usual first responders—Bad Dudes Steven…

7 years ago

Xbox Live Community Proudly Announces New Slur

LONG BEACH, Calif. — The Xbox Live community announced the first of seventeen planned slurs this morning, after years of…

7 years ago

Guest 2032 Assuring Everybody in Line This Roller Coaster That Slams You Into Side of Cliff Is Really Good Value

ROLLER COASTER, Tyc. — Guest 2032 at Fred’s Kingdom of Pain and Suffering tried to convince other patrons queued for…

7 years ago