Video Games

New Call of Duty Will Feature Transgender Option That Immediately Bans You From Game

SANTA MONICA, Calif. —­­ Activision has announced today that they will add support for transgender characters in Call of Duty:…

7 years ago

New Patch Replaces Kevin Spacey in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare with Tom Hanks

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision announced a hot-fix today that would replace Kevin Spacey’s character in the 2014 video game Call…

7 years ago

Woman Blissfully Unaware Man She Spoke to Once has Bulbasaur Named After Her

YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio — Despite meeting Benjamin Clarke at a party and talking to him for five minutes six years ago,…

7 years ago

Retrospective: Tiger Electronics and Your Family’s Brutal Failure to Climb Into Middle Class

  For fifteen years, Tiger Electronics’ handheld games dominated the market as a cheap alternative to real games for impoverished…

7 years ago

9 Year Old Nephew Has Scoop on Secret Nintendo Project

PITTSBURGH — Rumor mills are churning after 9-year-old nephew Kevin Cott claimed privileged information about an unannounced Nintendo game at…

7 years ago

Rampage Reboot Sees Art Student Monsters Destroy Neighborhood With Artisanal Coffee Shops

CHICAGO, Ill. — Midway Games announced earlier this week a new reboot to the Rampage franchise where the traditional monsters…

7 years ago

99-Year Old Former GameStop Employee Insists He Was Just Following Orders

HAGUE, Netherlands — On trial for a litany of crimes against humanity, ninety-nine year old former GameStop employee Max Sheehan…

7 years ago

Mini SEGA Saturn Still Very Much in Stock

  SEGA has issued the following press release reminding holiday shoppers that there is no shortage of their Mini Saturn…

7 years ago

I Bought Assassin’s Creed Ultimate Edition but It’s Just Handgun and Some Coordinates

  Fans of the Assassin’s Creed series will be pleased to learn that the latest iteration of the time-traveling action…

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