Video Games

Tony Hawk Undergoes Dangerous Skin Pixelation Surgery to Become More Recognizable

ENCINITAS, Calif. — Pro skateboarder Tony Hawk has reportedly had every inch of his body surgically pixelated in an attempt…

7 years ago

Heroic Video Game Designer Gives Female Protagonist Average-Sized Breasts

AMSTERDAM — Honored for his astounding design work on the fantasy roleplaying game Horizon Zero Dawn, Guerrilla Games senior producer…

7 years ago

Council of Siblings Begins Official Investigation in #DeleteGate Scandal

LAKE WOBEGON, Minn. — The Council of Siblings began an intensive investigation after a stunned household reeled collectively as Brendan…

7 years ago

Friend Skims HTML Tutorial After Coming Up With Idea for Largest Open World Video Game Ever

GREAT NECK, N.Y. — Local friend Garrison Fields, 22, reportedly skimmed an online tutorial for the coding language HTML after…

7 years ago

Microsoft: Xbox One X is The Best Way to Never Get to Play The Last of Us

REDMOND, Wash. — With the Xbox One X hitting stores today, gamers nationwide are lining up to find out if…

7 years ago

Guard With Four Arrows in Torso Starting to Think Intruder Nearby

WHITERUN, Skyr. — Night Watchman Thorbjorg Halmsteim told reporters he began to suspect a trespasser might be afoot today, after…

7 years ago

Open Source Emulator Celebrates 20th Anniversary of Occasionally Working

ROTTERDAM, Netherlands — Snes9x celebrated its 20-year anniversary of occasionally performing the tasks necessary to play video games without needing…

7 years ago

NFL Rookie Trying to Kneel During National Anthem Accidentally Goes Prone

EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. — In what appeared to be an attempt to show support for his teammates, New York Giants…

7 years ago

If You’re Such Big Overwatch Fan, Then Name Which Character I’m Masturbating to Right Now

Oh, you think you’re a big Overwatch fan, huh? Well if you’re so into Overwatch, then answer me this: Which…

7 years ago