Video Games

Injustice 2 DLC Finally Lets You Punch Zack Snyder

CHICAGO — Netherrealm Studios announced director Zack Snyder as a new playable character for the hit DC Comics fighting game…

7 years ago

Man Spends $5,000 to Turn Up Whatever Anti-Aliasing Is

MADISON, Wis. — Local gamer Matt Sameson has reportedly spent over $5,000 for the ability to turn up whatever anti-aliasing…

7 years ago

Alabama Senate Candidate Roy Moore Pledges to Make America Backwards Compatible

MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Roy Moore promised to bring his values to Washington by making the nation backwards compatible during a…

7 years ago

Man Grinding Out McDonald’s Shifts to Afford Cool New Sword

JOPLIN, Miss. — Weapons aficionado Douglas Han has begun taking extra shifts at his fast food job to acquire what…

7 years ago

Opinion: GTA Exposed My Son to Unrealistic Portrayals of Quick and Affordable Hospital Visits

Recently I vowed to be a more present father during the weekends I have with my kid, and I was…

7 years ago

It Shouldn’t Take 25 Hours of Gameplay to Unlock the Ewok Crying About His Dead Friend

As the release date of the highly anticipated Battlefront II nears, I join many other hardcore Star Wars fans in…

7 years ago

I Quit My Day Job to Spend Two Years Coding My Dream Game! It Fucking Sucks, Please Help

  Just two years ago, I was stuck in a 40 hour-a-week, 100K-a-year job with amazing health benefits. Sure, it…

7 years ago

How to Tell If You’ve Had Fun Playing Cuphead

  Cuphead has sold more than a million copies worldwide, and you’ve logged more than 20 hours playing it, but…

7 years ago

Nintendo Announces Two-Cans-and-a-String Multiplayer System

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today the Nintendo String, their new voice-chat product for multiplayer games. The String, a new…

7 years ago