Video Games

Police Search for Body of Dad Who Put Socks in Empty PS5 Box as Gag Christmas Present

WHEATON, Ill. — Local and state authorities are in a desperate search for a local father who jokingly put socks…

4 years ago

Door to Entry-Level Job Barred From Other Side

LOS ANGELES — Local graphic designer Max Norman attempted to access an entry-level job this week, only to find that…

4 years ago

COVID Surge Pushes Local Medical Center Over Maximum Capacity of Six

KANTO — Recent surges of coronavirus have taxed local medical centers, pushing one facility to the edge of overflow by…

4 years ago

New Wall Street Journal Opinion Piece Calls Out Dr Disrespect for Not Being Medical Doctor

NEW YORK — Following a controversial opinion piece wherein columnist Joseph Epstein beseeched Jill Biden to drop the “doctor” title…

4 years ago

Cyberpunk 2077 QA Team Horrified to Learn Game Has Already Released

WARSAW —  After emerging from their offices for the first time in months following long hours crunching on Cyberpunk 2077,…

4 years ago

PS4 With ‘Cyberpunk’ Downloaded Listed on eBay Just In Case Anyone’s Stupid Enough to Go for That

DALLAS — Local gamer Carter Evans has reportedly listed his PS4 console containing a digital download of the now-delisted Cyberpunk…

4 years ago

Long-Lost Father Coming to Fortnite

CARY, N.C. — Epic Games has announced that the new DLC character coming to their hit battle royale video game…

4 years ago

Twitch Bans All Mentions of Virgin Mary and Incel Joseph

SAN FRANCISCO — Just before Christmas, video streaming platform Twitch has banned users from making any mention of the Virgin…

4 years ago

No, No, Game Developer Actually Loves Watching Speedrunner Exploit Hundreds of Bugs He Missed

SAN FRANCISCO — Despite the sweat dripping from his forehead while watching his video game be absolutely decimated live on…

4 years ago