Video Games

Nintendo Gearing up for Holiday Season by Destroying Any Remaining Stock

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo is preparing for the upcoming holiday season by making sure every remaining game and console are destroyed,…

7 years ago

EVE Online Player Accidentally Becomes Certified Accountant

KIRKLAND, Wash. — After embarking on several EVE Online missions, Clark Kirchner accidentally passed the Uniform Certified Public Accountant Examination,…

7 years ago

Military Drone Pilot Gives Trump Unplugged Controller to Play With

WASHINGTON — Military drone pilot 1st Lt. Juan Herrera was ordered by White House Chief of Staff John Kelly to…

7 years ago

Actors Playing Video Game in Ad Not Convincing Anybody

HOUSTON — A recent focus group conducted by Nintendo found that while most polled thought the Switch console sounded like…

7 years ago

Theme Park Patrons Getting Nervous About That Giant Hole

LAFFY TOWN — The Laffy Town Amusement Park is known for it’s thrilling roller coasters and family friendly atmosphere, so…

7 years ago

New Reality TV Show ‘Dungeon Rescue’ to See Gordon Ramsay Critiquing Failing Evil Lairs

LOS ANGELES — FOX announced today that celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay would spin off his popular Kitchen Nightmares TV series…

7 years ago

Team of Mother Scientists Develops Pause Button for Online Game

BOSTON — A team of matriarch scientists at Boston University have made a discovery that promises to shift the trajectory…

7 years ago

Street Fighter Character Not Enough of Racial Stereotype to Be in Next Street Fighter Game

OSAKA, Japan — Capcom announced today that they will not be including the new character Valentina in an untitled Street…

7 years ago

Bethesda Employee Dead After Attempting to Port Skyrim Onto Own Body

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks employee Herbert Naples died today after attempting to transfer Skyrim, a popular fantasy video game,…

7 years ago