Video Games

Mega Man 11 to Make Mega Man 9 Look Like Mega Man 6

OSAKA, Japan — Capcom surprised the video game world yesterday with the release of a trailer for next year’s Mega…

7 years ago

Man Blowing Off PS Vita Accidentally Creates Second Great American Dust Bowl

COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa — Middle America was forced into ruins again today after Landon Younger decided to play his long…

7 years ago

NRA Sues PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds Over Unconstitutional Three Gun Carry Limit

FAIRFAX, Va. — Earlier this week, the National Rifle Association (NRA) filed a lawsuit against PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds creator Bluehole Studios…

7 years ago

Mother Accidentally Starts Successful Twitch Channel When Attempting to Message Son on Facebook

ROSELLE, Ill. — Local mother Olivia Mooney accidentally downloaded Overwatch, created a Twitch account, joined a team, launched her webcam,…

7 years ago

Study Suggests Link Between Violent Video Games and Some Goddamn Time to Myself for One Night

WORCESTER, Mass. — A new landmark study published today by my fiancée and son suggests a strong link between violent…

7 years ago

IRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on Faith

WASHINGTON — The IRS announced today, that based on a litany, video game company Electronic Arts will now be officially…

7 years ago

NASA Discovers Planet With More Than 4 Playable Areas

WASHINGTON — NASA announced today the discovery of a new exoplanet that reportedly hosts at least four playable areas. This…

7 years ago

Man’s Gamertag Says Pretty Much All You Need to Know About Him

PITTSBURGH — Sources close to local gamer Bob Polin confirmed today that the 31-year-old lacks any defining traits or pursuits…

7 years ago

All-Woman Reboot of XCOM 2 Squad Also Dies Immediately

SEATTLE — Frustrated after her all-male XCOM 2 squad died yet again during a “Terror” mission, Salma Kurtz decided to…

7 years ago