Video Games

Telltale Announces Black Mirror Game That Lets You Control How Depressed You Get

SAN RAFAEL, Calif. — Continuing its trend of licensed games, Telltale revealed it would be working on a new game…

7 years ago

Nintendo Finally Manages to Sell Wii U Boxes

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today that it will finally be able to make the Wii U a success by…

7 years ago

Spyro Anxiously Waiting by Telephone for Call to do Remake

DRAGON REALMS — Spyro the Dragon is reportedly checking his calls and emails obsessively for the opportunity to star in…

7 years ago

Konami Code Also Decent Oral Sex Advice

LOS ANGELES — Film Studies student Aidan Peterson rescued a night of intimacy using a decades-old video game cheat code,…

7 years ago

Meet the Teens Who Are Murdering Each Other in Real Life Rocket League

Everybody loves a real-life version of a fun video game. A real Italian plumber named Mario? Incredible. An actual person…

7 years ago

New Game Has You Play as Rogue Cop Who Follows All the Rules

AUSTIN, Texas —  “Blue Line: An Officer’s Tale”, a new third person shooter game announced yesterday, is looking to breath…

7 years ago

Noam Chomsky’s Commentary Going Over About Just as Well in Phantasy Star IV as in Real Life

MOTAVIA — Renowned linguist and political activist Noam Chomsky has discovered that the people of “Phantasy Star IV” have demonstrated…

7 years ago

Teen Practicing for School Shooting in PUBG Keeps Getting Killed Before Finding Weapon

DENVER ­— Dylan Maris, 16, reportedly practiced for a school shooting using the popular violent video game PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds late…

7 years ago

Nintendo Announces XL SNES Classic

TOKYO, Japan — Nintendo announced today that they would be releasing a new version of the SNES Classic called the…

7 years ago