Video Games

New Indie Game Asks ‘What if Game Wasn’t Fun?’

SAN FRANCISCO — Two-person software development company Closed Curve Studios announced its first release will tackle the controversial subject of…

7 years ago

52-Minute PUBG Match Followed by 50 2-Minute PUBG Matches

FARMINGTON, Mich. — "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" player Kevin Snead finished in fourth place in a solo match lasting 52 minutes. Feeling…

7 years ago

Overworked and Underpaid Game Developer Being Told to Kill Himself Considering It

SAN DIEGO — After enduring two months of crunch time coding, game developer Jason Hammond is seriously considering a fan’s…

7 years ago

“Super Waluigi Odyssey” Indefinitely Shelved Due to Excessive Nudity

REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo told fans today that it will not be releasing the previously announced “Super Waluigi Odyssey” in…

7 years ago

Dragon Ball FighterZ to Include Show-Accurate 15 Hour-Long Matches

TOKYO, Japan — Fans booted up the new “Dragon Ball FighterZ” today to discover that all fights in the game…

7 years ago

Fortnite Player Stares Longingly at His Beautiful, Multi-Leveled Masterpiece Standing Just Outside Safe Zone

TOPEKA, Kan. — Ignoring the whistling rifle rounds threatening to prematurely end his 27-minute gaming session, freelance graphic designer Jaiden…

7 years ago

Finally: Square Enix Announces Kingdom Hearts 3.5 Trailer HD ReMIX

TOKYO, Japan — Following the success of the Kingdom Hearts 3 trailer it released in June 2017, Square Enix announced…

7 years ago

Trump Announces Himself as Next Cover Star for EA Sports PGA Tour 2018

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced that he will be the next cover star of EA Sports PGA Tour 2018…

7 years ago

CIA Still Sorting Through Sick Loot Dropped After Bin Laden Raid

WASHINGTON — The CIA broke their silence on the amount of baller loot that dropped from the infamous Abbottabad raid…

7 years ago