Video Games

New Black Mirror Theory Explains How Every Episode Fits into Zelda Timeline

A fan theory demonstrating how every episode of Black Mirror falls perfectly within the Zelda timeline has been developed by…

7 years ago

Local Grandpa Drops by GameStop to Ask for Directions to the Steam Store

DENVER — Local grandfather Bill Willinkins drove his Lincoln Town Car to the GameStop in the Sutherland mall in an…

7 years ago

Mario Sent into Existential Crisis After Losing Go-Kart Race to Baby Version of Self

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Following the first race of this year's 150cc Star Cup, Mario was sent into an existential crisis,…

7 years ago

Local Gamer Secretly Hoping Giant Fox Robots Actual Part of Super Bowl

PHILADELPHIA — Local nerd-culture fan Mac Armory, 22, is secretly hoping that one of those cool Fox Sports football-playing robots make…

7 years ago

REPORT: Dr. DisRespect Already Slowly Spinning Chair, Set to Fully Face Camera Feb. 5

In anticipation of his Feb. 5 return to Twitch, Dr. DisRespect has reportedly already begun his extremely slow rotation of…

7 years ago

Microsoft Discontinues Kinect Citing Privacy Concerns They Overheard

SEATTLE — Microsoft announced it would stop selling the Kinect after hearing negative customer feedback through the device complaining about…

7 years ago

Director of Mario Movie Revealed to be Two Gloved Hands

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today in a press release that the future Mario film will be directed by two…

7 years ago

Gamer Exploring Beautiful, Detailed Open World Can’t Wait to Unlock Fast Travel

KENOSHA, Wis. — Local gamer Kelly Redmond expressed frustration at the lack of a fast travel option shortly after beginning…

7 years ago

Infantry Unit Welcomed Home After 500-Year Deployment

MINNEAPOLIS — After spending 500 years on active deployment, the members of the 101st Division of America’s Musketmen were welcomed…

7 years ago