Video Games

Video Games Must Be Art Because I Don’t Feel Bad Stealing Them

A common thought shared by the generation preceding mine is that video games are not to be considered art, even…

7 years ago

Halo 2 Lobby in 12th Year of Guy Delaying Countdown

ANAHEIM, Calif. — A group of twelve Halo 2 players currently stuck in a matchmaking lobby reportedly hit the twelfth…

7 years ago

Report: Current Generation of Pokémon First to be Financially Worse-Off Than Previous Generations

HAU'OLI CITY, Melemele Island — A new report from the Pew Research Center states that today’s seventh generation of Pokémon…

7 years ago

Ad-Ridden Sudoku App Early Lock for Mom’s GOTY

MUNCIE, Ind. — Linda Schulte, mother for 34 years and recent smartphone owner, announced in a Facebook post today that…

7 years ago

Here’s Helpful Rundown of Dark Souls Lore for You Pathetic Nintendo Casuals

Dark Souls is coming out for the Nintendo Switch despite the fact Nintendo consoles are only for children. I would…

7 years ago

Google Chrome’s Jumping Dinosaur Once Again Most Popular Game of the Year

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — For the third year in a row, a consortium of gaming websites have found that Google…

7 years ago

Archeologists Discover Four Guys in Dorm Still Playing GoldenEye

DARRINGTON, Wash. — Scientists from the University of Washington State made an incredible discovery during a recent excavation of an…

7 years ago

Early Access Game About Depression Abandoned by Creator

WILKES-BARRE, Pa. — Michelle Avery, creator of “The Sadness Trials,” announced today she would no longer be working on her…

7 years ago

Designing Video Games is Hard Work, But the Millions of Angry Players Make It All Worthwhile

I’ve sacrificed a lot to become a game designer at a major studio. I have spent long nights staring at…

7 years ago