BALTIMORE — After not seeing a single player for the first twenty minutes of a Fortnite match, thereby making it…
DETROIT — Gamer Harold Bunda wasted over an hour of his life pursuing what appeared to be an accessible area…
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INDIANAPOLIS – Local girlfriend Stacey Hopkins, currently sitting on the edge of the couch while her boyfriend plays Battlefront II, has…
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — A local burglar, after stealing hundreds of dollars worth of assorted pieces of technology, specifically decided not…
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A new study on wage distributions in Mushroom Kingdom by University of Toad Town has found the…
TULSA, Okla. — 11-year-old Ella May Williams pulled off the “heist of the school year” late last week, sources allege,…
WASHINGTON — Fans of recycled arguments rejoiced earlier this week, as President Donald Trump unveiled an updated, high definition remaster…
KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today via press release the acquisition of the Cooking Mama franchise with the goal to…