Video Games

Water in Shitty New Game Looks Beautiful

AUSTIN — Early reviews are indicating that “Adventures of Slappy,” a newly released action/adventure game, has horrible controls, ugly characters,…

7 years ago

Lara Croft Explores Ruins of Empty Theater in Latest Tomb Raider

NEW YORK — Following the breakout success of the recent video game reboot, the newest Tomb Raider movie is now…

7 years ago

Twitch Streamer Banned for Exposing Noobs

SAN FRANCISCO — Twitch banned user FragDoll today for exposing noobs on her channel, according to lead community manager Aureylian,…

7 years ago

Nostalgia-Hungry Consumers Eagerly Await HD Remake of That Rug With the Roads on It

DAVENPORT, Iowa — Fans are ablaze with anticipation as the latest high-quality remake of a cult childhood favorite approaches: that…

7 years ago

I Will Not Play the New Smash Bros Unless it Includes All 642 of These Characters

I love Smash Bros as much as the next guy, but if the new game being made for the Nintendo…

7 years ago

“Guy Who Only Wants to Play Melee” Added to Smash Bros Roster

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo revealed today that the newest addition to the roster of the upcoming Nintendo Switch Super Smash Bros…

7 years ago

Red Dead Redemption 2 Delayed Ahead of Schedule

CARLSBAD, Calif. — Last month, Rockstar Games announced on their official website that their flagship 2018 release, Red Dead Redemption…

7 years ago

“Detroit: Become Human” Offers Harrowing Insight into Horrors of Residing in Michigan

Controversial gaming auteur David Cage has announced a release date for his latest title, “Detroit: Become Human,” a highly anticipated…

7 years ago

Winning for Losers: How to Win at Camping by Being the Only Survivor

Hello. I’m Greg Parker, eSports legend and streaming megastar (despite what you may have heard, my lawyer says I will…

7 years ago