Video Games

Mainstream Acceptance of Nerd Culture Leaves Thousands of Gatekeepers Unemployed

LOS ANGELES — Recent labor statistics show the number of gatekeeper positions available in the United States dropped 30% between…

7 years ago

Report: Sony Searches Player’s Purchase History to Pick Monthly Free Games

TOKYO, Japan — A new investigative report released today reveals that the monthly PlayStation Plus free games for the PlayStation…

7 years ago

Uninspired Rule 34 Artist Just Going Through Motions of Drawing Sonic Eating Out Tails

ALBANY, N.Y.  — Revered Rule 34 artist Sophia Zinn is no longer feeling inspired by her various drawings of Sonic…

7 years ago

All Powerful Being Capable of Destroying Worlds Patiently Awaits Turn

BETWEEN PERCEPTION AND REALITY — Local deity Paradox Omnideath made the decision to wait for his opponents to perform various…

7 years ago

Ocarina of Time Owl Announced as New White House Press Secretary

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump surprised Americans today by replacing Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders with the talking owl who…

7 years ago

Fortnite Mobile Game Eliminates All Other Apps From Phone, Claims Victory Royale

CARY, N.C. — Epic Games’ popular battle royale shooter Fortnite, now available as a mobile game, has successfully removed all…

7 years ago

Blizzard Launches Restaurant With Shitty Servers

IRVINE, Calif. — Early reports coming from Blizzard Entertainment's newest venture, a newly opened downtown cafe, are indicating that the…

7 years ago

World’s Biggest Final Fantasy Fan Almost Completed Some of the Games

ATHENS, Ga. — Final Fantasy fanatic Patrick Danielson is widely considered to be the world’s biggest fan of the extremely…

7 years ago

Second Person Shooter Game Raises Many Philosophical Questions

SAN FRANCISCO — A new second person shooter game called “Are You Playing?” — which features a gun-toting protagonist who…

7 years ago