Video Games

Mario Defends Italy’s WW2 Actions in Controversial Interview

NEW DONK CITY — Iconic video game star Mario Mario is under fire for his controversial defense of Italy’s actions…

7 years ago

Man Without Health Insurance Considering God of War Collector’s Edition

PITTSBURGH — Local uninsured gamer Geoff Patten, 31, is reportedly considering canceling his pre-order of the standard $60 version of…

7 years ago

Hard Drive History: The Unknown Story Behind Luigi’s Mansion

Hard Drive History's debut episode takes a deep dive into the story behind the hit GameCube game Luigi's Mansion and it's…

7 years ago

Niantic Adds 23 New Players to Pokémon Go

SAN FRANCISCO — In a move sure to delight longtime fans of the mobile game, Niantic announced that it would…

7 years ago

Character Capable of Breaking Fourth Wall Knows You’re Masturbating

BEYOND REALITY — Close sources report that Monika, a character from the cult psychological horror game Doki Doki Literature Club!…

7 years ago

Trailblazing Indie Studio Draws No Influence From Metroid

LOS ANGELES — Upstart developers Tenth Wonder Games have turned a lot of heads with their debut independent release, a…

7 years ago

New Layer of Dust Coming to Wii U

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has announced that a collected mass of outdoor minerals and human skin cells will soon be…

7 years ago

GameStop Offers $13.75 for the Carolina Panthers

CHARLOTTE, N.C.— Following the surprising announcement that the Carolina Panthers will be put up for sale in the wake sexual…

7 years ago

Switch Port Finally Lets Dark Souls Fans Throw Entire Console Against Wall in Frustration

TOKYO, Japan — FromSoftware’s upcoming Dark Souls: REMASTERED for the Nintendo Switch promises to give players the most fluid and…

7 years ago