Video Games

Villain’s Monologue Perfect Time to Heat Up Chinese Food

CLARION, Pa. — In the moments leading up to their final conflict, 29 year old gamer Jim Valentine realized that a…

7 years ago

PlayStation 2 Last Remaining Way to Play CDs in Apartment

BROOKLYN, N.Y.  — Local twenty-six year old Darren Fitzgerald discovered recently that, in order to show off the CDs he’d…

7 years ago

Man Returns to Find Roasted Chicken He Hid Inside Barrel Broken Into, Eaten

NEW YORK — While attempting to recover a full chicken dinner sealed inside a wooden barrel at an earlier date,…

7 years ago

Anthropologists Interview Last Man Who Remembers Good Star Fox Game

AMAZON RAINFOREST, Brazil — In a stunning development, researchers discovered and were able to document the recollections of what anthropologists…

7 years ago

Guy Who Can Tell Difference Between 60 and 100 FPS Lies About Other Stuff Too

FERNDALE, Wash. — At a recent LAN party, local PC gamer and prolific liar Chris Hartigan incorrectly suggested he could…

7 years ago

Half of PUBG Players Disappear as Thanos Arrives in Fortnite

Following Epic Games’ announcement of tomorrow’s Infinity War themed update to their smash hit Fortnite, fifty percent of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds…

7 years ago

35 Year Old Coward Buys Strategy Guide

ITHACA, N.Y. — Sources report that Manuel Contreras, a 35-year old bachelor, was recently recognized purchasing a God of War…

7 years ago

Photographer Wins Pulitzer Prize After Getting Pikachu to Ride Surfboard

POKÉMON ISLAND — Aspiring young photographer Todd Snap won the Pulitzer prize in feature photography after luring a wild Pikachu…

7 years ago