Video Games

Outraged Battlefield Fans Demand Historically Accurate 64 vs 64 Matches

STOCKHOLM, Sweden — DICE horrified Battlefield fans yesterday when the debut trailer for the latest installment of its flagship franchise…

6 years ago

Man Never Had Game, But Played It at Friend’s House

SEATTLE — Despite never owning a copy of 2002’s Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee, local gamer Andrew Schaefer revealed to…

7 years ago

NPC Really Overdoing His One Line

VADAROK CASTLE — At the edge of East Hills, an area reserved for player resupply in between quests, sources report…

7 years ago

Report: Young RPG Characters Aren’t Saving Enough Potions to Last Them Through Later Stages

NEW YORK — A troubling report by researchers at the NYU Game Center has found that young RPG characters aren’t…

7 years ago

Man With Super Mario Ringtone Still Waiting for First Phone Call

TAMPA, Fla. — Local sources report that Brian Turner, 26, is still eagerly awaiting his first phone call since changing…

7 years ago

GameFly Announces They Are Still Here

LOS ANGELES — In a press conference outside the building they allegedly work out of, GameFly executives announced that they…

7 years ago

Man Lists Favorite Streamer as Emergency Contact

LAKE VILLA, Ill. —  Sources have revealed that Lyle Baker, 36, recently listed popular Twitch streamer Richard Blevins, better known…

7 years ago

This is What Mario Would Look Like Without His Pubic Hair

We’re used to how certain characters look in video games, right? And if they’re altered ever slightly, sometimes it can…

7 years ago

Man Who Did Dishes Rewards Self With 8-Hour Gaming Binge

DECATUR, Ga. — After local gamer Joe Massel spent thirty minutes washing a sinkful of dishes, he reportedly congratulated himself…

7 years ago