Video Games

E3 is an Outdated and Unnecessary Industry Circlejerk, Reports Website Denied Press Pass

While E3 was once the shining mecca of Video Game Journalism, with the prevalence of new media and direct developer-to-consumer…

7 years ago

Sakurai: Waluigi is Too Big to Fit in Smash Bros

KYOTO, Japan — Masahiro Sakurai, creator of the video game series Super Smash Bros., explained to disappointed fans today that…

7 years ago

Dad Too Fat to Cosplay Kratos Teaches Son About Disappointment Instead

LOS ANGELES — Inspired by a God of War playthrough with his son, Glenn Dabrowski attempt to build on the…

7 years ago

Reggie Fils-Aimé’s Mom Vacuums in Front of Screen During E3 Presentation

LOS ANGELES — Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aimé suffered a show-stopping gaffe yesterday as his mother interrupted Nintendo’s E3…

7 years ago

E3 Bouncer Assures Cliff Bleszinski He’s Already Checked Guest List Three Times

LOS ANGELES — Standing outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, legendary mid-2000s game developer Cliff “Cliffy B” Bleszinski was repeatedly…

7 years ago

Fallout 76 Planning Genre Reveal Party for E3

LOS ANGELES — Bethesda Softworks has announced an event to reveal what their new game Fallout 76 will be through…

7 years ago

Purist Surgeon Refuses to Operate Surgery Robot With Anything but GameCube Controller

BOSTON — Explaining that newer controllers don’t quite provide the same comfort or familiarity, surgeon Dr. Frank Powell said this…

7 years ago

Amazing: This 8-Year-Old Built Labo Robot That Took His Dad’s Factory Job

The Nintendo Labo and its cardboard constructables offer endless possibilities to players of all ages, but we can guarantee that…

7 years ago

Gamer Rolls Around in Three Dollars and Twenty-Five Cents He Saved by Going to GameStop

AKRON, Ohio — Sources confirm that local gamer Gary Norris has spread the modest sum of $3.25 saved by purchasing…

7 years ago