Video Games

Opinion: We Must Redistribute the Banana Wealth in This Donkey Kong Country

Fellow citizens, let me ask you a question: how many bananas do you have in your possession right now? Do…

4 years ago

Inconsiderate Friend Doesn’t Spoiler Tag That Princess Peach Isn’t Actually in Castle

SPOKANE, Wash. — Discord user Michael McNeil drew the ire of a Mario fan server after failing to use spoiler…

4 years ago

Kumail Nanjiani Accidentally Crushes Fifth PS5 Controller This Week

LOS ANGELES — Kumail Nanjiani has accidentally shattered a DualSense controller into a thousand pieces for the fifth time this…

4 years ago

Kart Racer Just Wanted to See If It Would Let Him Go Over There

ROYAL RACEWAY — A kart driver at the Royal Raceway Grand Prix was accused of trespassing on the grounds of…

4 years ago

Facebook-Banned Trump Livid He Can’t Log Into Oculus

WASHINGTON — Only a few hours after being banned on Facebook, President Donald Trump erupted in anger when he realized…

4 years ago

Heartwarming: This Cop and MAGA Supporter Finally Met After Years of Playing Xbox Live Together

WASHINGTON — A touching tale unfolded this afternoon during the “Stop The Steal” rally as a local police officer and…

4 years ago

MAGA Protesters Set Police to Easy Mode

WASHINGTON — Protesters have stormed the Capitol Building in Washington D.C. after setting the local police to “easy mode.” “We…

4 years ago

Albert Wesker Controversially Among First to Receive T-Virus Vaccine

RACCOON CITY — Albert Wesker, a former commanding officer of the highly decorated Alpha Team of the STARS division of…

4 years ago