Video Games

Chivalrous Gentleman Bequeaths PS4 Controller Unto Bored Girlfriend

AMARILLO, Texas — Passing over the controller like King Arthur surrendering Excalibur itself, sources report that local hero Lance Mason…

7 years ago

Here Are Four Devs Who Would Never Fire Female Employee Because They Don’t Have One

Many gamers are outraged by the ArenaNet firing scandal and are wondering in an industry rife with questionable companies, which…

7 years ago

Video Game Site Releases Poll to Let Users Decide Which Writer to Fire

ArenaNet waded into controversy after firing developer Jessica Price for a series of tweets she sent to a streamer expressing…

7 years ago

‘Block Dude’ Sweeps Calculator Gaming Awards Sixteenth Year Straight

MADISON, Wisc. — Revolutionary video game Block Dude has once again won awards in every eligible category at the annual…

7 years ago

Man Asks If You Played Recently Released Game Like You’re Made of Fucking Money

WALTHAM, Mass. — Sources have reported that local gamer Keif MacEachern recently inquired if you’ve purchased the most recent Assassin’s…

7 years ago

Money Saved Building Gaming PC Spent on Unplayed Games

DENVER — Sarah McDonald has reportedly spent the estimated $310 she saved by building a custom gaming PC on titles…

7 years ago

ASCII Artist Sells Out by Taking That Huge GameFAQs Walkthrough Gig

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Wunderkind ASCII artist darknessblade95 accepted a lucrative contract for an upcoming Final Fantasy VII GameFAQs strategy guide, sparking…

7 years ago

Real Life Fortnite: This Guy Built A Shitty House and Died In It

Think you’re Fortnite’s biggest fan? Think again. Epic Games superfan Andrew Rausch was so dedicated to the game, that he…

7 years ago

Spider-Man’s Record Breaking 300 Hour Gameplay Mostly Just Waiting on F Train

Marvel’s new Spider-Man game for the PlayStation 4, to be released this Fall, is a beautiful love letter to the…

7 years ago