Video Games

Avoiding Controversy: Players in Madden 19 Do Not Have Knees

MAITLAND, Fl. — In a major change for the incredibly successful series, player avatars in Madden 19 will reportedly feature…

6 years ago

IGN Writer Excited to Start Playing Game He Just Finished Reviewing

SAN FRANCISCO — IGN writer Austin Rivera expressed his excitement this week to begin playing his advance copy of Call…

6 years ago

Lonely Man Speedruns Calzone

BROOKLYN, N.Y. —  Displaying remarkable skill and reflexes, Brett Echelson livestreamed a complete speedrun of a calzone from his neighborhood…

6 years ago

Divorce Lawyers Staff Up for Overcooked 2 Release

WASHINGTON  — The nation’s divorce lawyers have begun hiring extra paralegals, interns, and temps to compensate for the spike in…

6 years ago

Man With Really Cool Idea For Game Just Needs Volunteers to do Coding and Art

RICHMOND, Va. — Local game developer Justin Lee is reportedly looking for people to help create his new game idea, which…

6 years ago

The Escapist Publishes Completely Unbiased, Nonpolitical Review of Wolfenstein

After unsuccessfully wading into political waters the past couple of years, the popular video game website The Escapist is relaunching…

6 years ago

Bible Scholars Reveal Jesus Christ Played Shit-Ton of Mario Party

VATICAN CITY — Bible Scholars have determined that Jesus Christ’s hand injuries, previously thought to have been caused by crucifixion,…

6 years ago

New Battle Royale Game Allows Gamers to Play as One of 100 Battle Royale Games

IRVINE, Calif. — On Wednesday, video game developer Uncommon Systems announced a new battle royale game Battle Royale: Battle Royale…

6 years ago

Underwater Level Detected on Mars

WASHINGTON — NASA announced on Wednesday that a 12-mile-wide underground lake has been detected near the Martian south pole, leading…

6 years ago