Video Games

Opinion: My Controller’s Being Weird

It is time for our nation to come together and agree that my controller is being weird as hell right…

6 years ago

New Video Game ‘Douche Debater’ Lets You Play as Jordan Peterson

OSAKA, Japan — Capcom revealed a spiritual successor to its popular Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney franchise entitled Jordan Peterson: Douche…

6 years ago

Mega Man Gains Herpes Ability After Defeating Florida Man

MONSTEROPOLIS, Fla. — A routine extermination of a rogue android known as Florida Man took an unexpected turn yesterday when…

6 years ago

Cops Plant DOOM on School Shooter’s Computer

GLEN ROCK, N.J. — After sixteen-year-old Alex Stone opened fire at Glen Rock High School, killing ten students and injuring…

6 years ago

Disgraced Former IGN Editor Caught Plagiarizing ‘Will Work for Food’ Sign

SAN FRANCISCO — Former IGN editor Filip Miucin, who was fired after plagiarizing multiple video game reviews, is now under…

6 years ago

Cuphead’s ‘Hot Coffee’ Mod Lets You Fuck the Cups

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft apologized after fans discovered secret files that allows access to a hidden mode within Cuphead that…

6 years ago

Man Who “Dips Toe” Back Into World of Warcraft Quickly Loses Job, Friends, Apartment

SOUTH BEND, Ind. — Casual World of Warcraft fan Michael Andor reportedly told friends that he was just looking dip…

6 years ago

Review: ‘We Happy Few’ Imagines World Where People Haven’t Already Played BioShock

In the latest creation from the Montreal-based developer Compulsion Games, We Happy Few is a wonderful game layered in moral…

6 years ago

Shitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind It

MODESTO, Calif. — Local gamer Ryan Aguirre discovered that, against all odds, the goddamn waterfall his character spotted from across…

6 years ago