Video Games

Opinion: My Controller’s Being WeirdOpinion: My Controller’s Being Weird

Opinion: My Controller’s Being Weird

It is time for our nation to come together and agree that my controller is being weird as hell right…

7 years ago
New Video Game ‘Douche Debater’ Lets You Play as Jordan PetersonNew Video Game ‘Douche Debater’ Lets You Play as Jordan Peterson

New Video Game ‘Douche Debater’ Lets You Play as Jordan Peterson

OSAKA, Japan — Capcom revealed a spiritual successor to its popular Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney franchise entitled Jordan Peterson: Douche…

7 years ago
Mega Man Gains Herpes Ability After Defeating Florida ManMega Man Gains Herpes Ability After Defeating Florida Man

Mega Man Gains Herpes Ability After Defeating Florida Man

MONSTEROPOLIS, Fla. — A routine extermination of a rogue android known as Florida Man took an unexpected turn yesterday when…

7 years ago
Cops Plant DOOM on School Shooter’s ComputerCops Plant DOOM on School Shooter’s Computer

Cops Plant DOOM on School Shooter’s Computer

GLEN ROCK, N.J. — After sixteen-year-old Alex Stone opened fire at Glen Rock High School, killing ten students and injuring…

7 years ago
Disgraced Former IGN Editor Caught Plagiarizing ‘Will Work for Food’ SignDisgraced Former IGN Editor Caught Plagiarizing ‘Will Work for Food’ Sign

Disgraced Former IGN Editor Caught Plagiarizing ‘Will Work for Food’ Sign

SAN FRANCISCO — Former IGN editor Filip Miucin, who was fired after plagiarizing multiple video game reviews, is now under…

7 years ago
Cuphead’s ‘Hot Coffee’ Mod Lets You Fuck the CupsCuphead’s ‘Hot Coffee’ Mod Lets You Fuck the Cups

Cuphead’s ‘Hot Coffee’ Mod Lets You Fuck the Cups

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft apologized after fans discovered secret files that allows access to a hidden mode within Cuphead that…

7 years ago
Man Who “Dips Toe” Back Into World of Warcraft Quickly Loses Job, Friends, ApartmentMan Who “Dips Toe” Back Into World of Warcraft Quickly Loses Job, Friends, Apartment

Man Who “Dips Toe” Back Into World of Warcraft Quickly Loses Job, Friends, Apartment

SOUTH BEND, Ind. — Casual World of Warcraft fan Michael Andor reportedly told friends that he was just looking dip…

7 years ago
Review: ‘We Happy Few’ Imagines a World Where People Haven’t Already Played BioShockReview: ‘We Happy Few’ Imagines a World Where People Haven’t Already Played BioShock

Review: ‘We Happy Few’ Imagines World Where People Haven’t Already Played BioShock

In the latest creation from the Montreal-based developer Compulsion Games, We Happy Few is a wonderful game layered in moral…

7 years ago
Shitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind ItShitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind It

Shitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind It

MODESTO, Calif. — Local gamer Ryan Aguirre discovered that, against all odds, the goddamn waterfall his character spotted from across…

7 years ago