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Hero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers FishingHero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers Fishing

Hero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers Fishing

TAMRIEL — A local hero, who many citizens of Tamriel are counting on to save their land from impending doom,…

7 years ago
Skyrim Woman Calls Police on Khajiit Bake SaleSkyrim Woman Calls Police on Khajiit Bake Sale

Skyrim Woman Calls Police on Khajiit Bake Sale

WHITERUN — Local guards were called to the scene of an alleged disturbance in the town of Whiterun, only to…

7 years ago
Juilliard Introduces Course Teaching Actors to Convincingly Hold ControllersJuilliard Introduces Course Teaching Actors to Convincingly Hold Controllers

Juilliard Introduces Course Teaching Actors to Convincingly Hold Controllers

NEW YORK — The world-renowned Juilliard Academy for Performing Arts announced that it has created a new course specifically designed…

7 years ago
Quiz: How The Fuck Did That Hit Me!?Quiz: How The Fuck Did That Hit Me!?

Quiz: How The Fuck Did That Hit Me!?

God-fucking-dammit. Here I am playing Overwatch and trying to carry my dumbass team to victory. Or at least I would…

7 years ago
Blast From The Past: Remember PUBG?Blast From The Past: Remember PUBG?

Blast From The Past: Remember PUBG?

Sometimes it’s important to take a look back and remember some of the long history of gaming’s more obscure, forgotten…

7 years ago
Team Ninja Invents One-Handed Controller for Dead or Alive Xtreme FranchiseTeam Ninja Invents One-Handed Controller for Dead or Alive Xtreme Franchise

Team Ninja Invents One-Handed Controller for Dead or Alive Xtreme Franchise

TOKYO — Yosuke Hayashi, president of famed software developer Team Ninja, announced the production of a new controller specifically designed…

7 years ago
Pacifist Run of Edith Finch Going PoorlyPacifist Run of Edith Finch Going Poorly

Pacifist Run of Edith Finch Going Poorly

SPOKANE, Wash. — Gamer Ryan Russo, who runs the popular Twitch Stream “No Kills, All Thrills” attempted a pacifist run…

7 years ago
Representation Win: Netflix Casts Actual Emotionless Mutant as Geralt of RiviaRepresentation Win: Netflix Casts Actual Emotionless Mutant as Geralt of Rivia

Representation Win: Netflix Casts Actual Emotionless Mutant as Geralt of Rivia

LOS ANGELES — Advocates for representation in media rejoiced today after Netflix announced that Geralt of Rivia, the famously stoic…

7 years ago
Time Traveler From 1994 Unimpressed by Today’s Indie GamesTime Traveler From 1994 Unimpressed by Today’s Indie Games

Time Traveler From 1994 Unimpressed by Today’s Indie Games

SEATTLE —  A time traveler from 1994 has awoken to a world altered by 24 years of technological, social, and…

7 years ago