March 4, 2019 Uh Oh: Scrabble Opponent Knows the Weird Words Uh Oh: Scrabble Opponent Knows the Weird Words AMARILLO, Texas — An unassuming Scrabble game played with a relative’s new boyfriend reportedly led Jimmy Bachelor to a horrifying discovery: his opponent knew all…
February 26, 2019 Friend Asking Around For Wood Like It Grows on Fucking Trees Friend Asking Around For Wood Like It Grows on Fucking Trees BUFFALO, N.Y. — Novice Settlers of Catan player Jason Meyers reportedly made repeated pleas for wood from his fellow players during a local game that…
February 5, 2019 UCB Opens “Improv for Dungeon Masters” Class UCB Opens “Improv for Dungeon Masters” Class NEW YORK — Improv comedy theatre the Upright Citizens Brigade announced today that they will be offering a new set of improv classes for aspiring…
January 28, 2019 Mountain Goats Make Second Album In a Row About People Who Don’t Get Enough Sun Mountain Goats Make Second Album In a Row About People Who Don’t Get Enough Sun DURHAM, N.C. — Seminal sad folk band the Mountain Goats announced their second album about people who don’t get enough sun, the Dungeons and Dragons…
January 21, 2019 Report: Rule Going Into Effect From Now On Report: Rule Going Into Effect From Now On ROCHESTER, N.Y. — A local game night was abruptly interrupted by the discovery that the group had been playing the board game Blood Rage without…
January 16, 2019 Incredibly Lucky D&D Player Skyping In Has Rolled 7 Nat 20s in a Row Incredibly Lucky D&D Player Skyping In Has Rolled 7 Nat 20s in a Row LAKE GENEVA, Wisc. — The tenth session of a small Dungeons & Dragons game took a turn when Greg Atkinson, the only player skyping-in, had…
December 28, 2018 Every Character in D&D Campaign Just Slightly Modified ‘Critical Role’ Characters Every Character in D&D Campaign Just Slightly Modified ‘Critical Role’ Characters RALEIGH, N.C. — After ten lengthy game sessions, members of a local D&D party came to the collective realization that they were all just playing…
December 18, 2018 Warhammer 40,000 Tournament Just Eight Guys Throwing Cash at Each Other Warhammer 40,000 Tournament Just Eight Guys Throwing Cash at Each Other GARLAND, Texas — Sources at the Wizard Castle Dragon gaming shop have reported that this month’s Warhammer 40,000 tournament was nothing more than eight guys…
December 14, 2018 Metal Gear Solid Board Game Includes 2,000 Page Dialogue Script Metal Gear Solid Board Game Includes 2,000 Page Dialogue Script EL SEGUNDO, Calif. — Video game publisher Konami announced a new board game based on their iconic Metal Gear Solid franchise this week. The gaming…
