May 19, 2019 Campaign Finishes Three-Year Run Without DM Campaign Finishes Three-Year Run Without DM BELFAST, Ireland – Players of a local fantasy role-playing game expressed relief and exhaustion today after completing their campaign, ending a three-year run without a…
May 18, 2019 New Board Game Uses All Your Other Unopened Board Games as Resource Tokens New Board Game Uses All Your Other Unopened Board Games as Resource Tokens CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Fantasy Flight Games released a highly anticipated new board game this week, titled Storage Worlds, which features the revolutionary mechanic of using…
May 16, 2019 Smithsonian Acquires Trap Card Used by Aaron Burr to Defeat Hamilton in Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Smithsonian Acquires Trap Card Used by Aaron Burr to Defeat Hamilton in Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel WASHINGTON — The Smithsonian’s National Museum of American History announced this morning that they have acquired the original trap card used by Vice President Aaron…
May 2, 2019 OPINION: It’s Called a Die OPINION: It’s Called a Die Hey wait a minute, why is this labelled as an opinion piece? It absolutely is called a die. This is not a matter of opinion.…
April 20, 2019 Quiz: Is He Really Committed or Does He Just Need a 4th For Catan? Quiz: Is He Really Committed or Does He Just Need a 4th For Catan? So you’ve been dating your new prince charming for a while now, and you’re ready to take that next big step with him. But is…
April 12, 2019 ‘Monopoly II: Aftermath’ Explores Life in Atlantic City Ravaged by Unfettered Capitalism ‘Monopoly II: Aftermath’ Explores Life in Atlantic City Ravaged by Unfettered Capitalism PAWTUCKET, R.I. — Hasbro, in a press release today, announced Monopoly II: Aftermath, a direct sequel to iconic board game Monopoly and the most significant…
April 10, 2019 Total ‘90s Kid Uses Pokémon Card to Chop Up Lines of Cocaine Total ‘90s Kid Uses Pokémon Card to Chop Up Lines of Cocaine HARTFORD, Conn. — Local resident Shane Dyson is reported to be expressing his devotion to the realest decade of all, the 1990s, by using his…
April 5, 2019 1st Edition ‘Cards Against Humanity’ Bukkake Card Sells For Record Price at Auction 1st Edition ‘Cards Against Humanity’ Bukkake Card Sells For Record Price at Auction NEW YORK — A first-edition “Pixelated Bukkake” card from the game Cards Against Humanity sold for a record $6.9 million dollars at auction yesterday, a…
March 26, 2019 Rescue Team Gives Up Search for Comic Book Store Employee After Devastating Funko Pop Avalanche Rescue Team Gives Up Search for Comic Book Store Employee After Devastating Funko Pop Avalanche BOSTON — Local comic book store employee Ellie Schneider was not discovered by the dispatch squad sent to retrieve her from a fatal in-store Funko…
