August 11, 2019 Lonely Gamer Just Wants Someone to Settle Down and Get Way Too Into Board Games With Lonely Gamer Just Wants Someone to Settle Down and Get Way Too Into Board Games With MINNEAPOLIS — Lamenting the scarcity of eligible women in online voice chats, Darren McDaniels announced Wednesday that he simply could not wait to find a…
August 2, 2019 Pawn Gets Critical Hit in Chess Match Pawn Gets Critical Hit in Chess Match NEW YORK — A friendly chess match ended spectacularly when a white pawn got a critical hit on the black king, dealing a massive blow…
July 30, 2019 Opinion: Please Consider Adopting an Unwanted D&D Podcast Instead of Starting Your Own Opinion: Please Consider Adopting an Unwanted D&D Podcast Instead of Starting Your Own There’s a point in every nerd’s life when they think about making a Dungeons & Dragons podcast. First, you’re jokingly discussing it with your friends…
July 24, 2019 D&D Party Member Rolls Perception Check to See If DM Knows What The Fuck He’s Doing D&D Party Member Rolls Perception Check to See If DM Knows What The Fuck He’s Doing NEW YORK — On a hunch inspired by a very scatterbrained verbal description of the dungeon chamber the party had just entered, sources say that…
July 22, 2019 Natural 20 Wasted on Rogue’s Attempt to Do a Cool Flip Natural 20 Wasted on Rogue’s Attempt to Do a Cool Flip ATLANTA — While beginning an adventure into the fantastical realm of Faerûn, players from a local Dungeons & Dragons group had their night ruined after…
June 25, 2019 Tabletop Fallout RPG Somehow Still Full of Glitches Tabletop Fallout RPG Somehow Still Full of Glitches SEATTLE — A group of Fallout fans who recently purchased the Fallout tabletop RPG were dismayed to discover that it too was full of game-breaking…
June 4, 2019 ‘Magic: The Gathering’ Anime to Be 12 Episodes of Nobody Having Enough Lands to Do Anything ‘Magic: The Gathering’ Anime to Be 12 Episodes of Nobody Having Enough Lands to Do Anything LOS ANGELES — Following the announcement of a new Magic: The Gathering animated series to release on Netflix, directors Joe and Anthony Russo have revealed…
May 28, 2019 Bar Fight at Warhammer Convention Enters Third Day Bar Fight at Warhammer Convention Enters Third Day SCHAUMBURG, Ill. — A bar fight that broke out near a local Warhammer tabletop wargaming convention has now entered its third consecutive day of conflict,…
May 22, 2019 Settlers of Catan Player Receives Passive-Aggressive ‘Longest Turn’ Card Settlers of Catan Player Receives Passive-Aggressive ‘Longest Turn’ Card BALTIMORE — After collecting seven resources off the roll, trading with two other players, then using twelve resources and a development card to establish four…
