December 2, 2019 Players Argue There is No Rule in the Dungeon Master’s Guide That Says a Dog Can’t Play D&D Players Argue There is No Rule in the Dungeon Master’s Guide That Says a Dog Can’t Play D&D FERNFIELD, Wash. — Four Dungeons & Dragons players put their DM in a tough spot this past weekend when they decided to take on the…
November 9, 2019 Millennials Playing D&D Confused by Concept of Long Rest Millennials Playing D&D Confused by Concept of Long Rest LINCOLN, R.I. — What was originally intended to be a raucous night of drinking, bonding, and doing silly voices was halted in its tracks when…
October 23, 2019 Overly Cautious D&D Party Still in Starting Tavern After 10 Sessions Overly Cautious D&D Party Still in Starting Tavern After 10 Sessions MADISON, Wis. — An overly cautious Dungeons & Dragons party is reportedly still lingering in the Purple Pig Tavern, the location where their campaign began…
October 8, 2019 Man Loses All His Friends After Removing Hat With +3 Charisma Man Loses All His Friends After Removing Hat With +3 Charisma NEW YORK — Local man Nolan Brubaker’s social life is in tatters after the 30-year-old removed his Hat of +3 Charisma earlier this week, causing…
October 5, 2019 Wendy’s Releases Twenty-Sided Bacon Cheeseburger Wendy’s Releases Twenty-Sided Bacon Cheeseburger DUBLIN, Ohio – In a press conference today, Wendy’s announced a new twenty-sided bacon cheeseburger which will be released later this month to tie in…
September 18, 2019 Dungeon Master Really Wishes Player Wouldn’t Swish Dice in Their Mouth Before Every Roll Dungeon Master Really Wishes Player Wouldn’t Swish Dice in Their Mouth Before Every Roll GREENVILLE, S.C. — A local Dungeons and Dragons group is being torn apart by player Martin Bellamy’s insistence on swishing their dice around in their…
September 10, 2019 Thousands Dead After Rocky Mountains Tapped for One Red Mana Thousands Dead After Rocky Mountains Tapped for One Red Mana CHEYENNE, Wyo. — Tragedy struck North America when a planeswalker tapped the Rocky Mountains for one red mana, killing tens of thousands of people and…
August 22, 2019 Critical Role Fan Surprised His DM Not Performing at Level of Award-Winning Voice Actor Critical Role Fan Surprised His DM Not Performing at Level of Award-Winning Voice Actor BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — During the first session of a game of Dungeons & Dragons with a new group this morning, longtime Critical Role fan Martin…
August 19, 2019 Modern-Day Frankenstein Homebrews People to Play D&D With Modern-Day Frankenstein Homebrews People to Play D&D With SHEBOYGAN, Wisc. — In an act of hubris that defied the very laws of nature, avid D&D player and modern-day Dr. Frankenstein Ross Fleischer homebrewed…
