May 20, 2020 Board Game Your Friends Never Want to Play Adapted Into Video Game Your Friends Never Want to Play Board Game Your Friends Never Want to Play Adapted Into Video Game Your Friends Never Want to Play KANSAS CITY — Reports are coming in that the board game you spent $60 on that your friends never want to play recently launched an…
May 5, 2020 Wizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social Distancing Wizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social Distancing RENTON, Wash. — As the COVID-19 pandemic sweeps the nation, a spokesman for Wizards of the Coast announced today that the popular trading card game…
April 30, 2020 Board Game Winner Devastated to Learn Friend Actually Would Have Won in Like Two More Turns Board Game Winner Devastated to Learn Friend Actually Would Have Won in Like Two More Turns NORFORK, Va. — Local Catan winner Luna Haynes was distraught to discover that her friend Mike Sandoval would have won the game if it had…
April 29, 2020 YouTuber Unboxing Dune Board Game Freezes Up After Realizing the Gom Jabbar is Aimed at His Neck YouTuber Unboxing Dune Board Game Freezes Up After Realizing the Gom Jabbar is Aimed at His Neck SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Fans of the YouTube channel DavesCoolGames were shocked after an unboxing video of the Dune board game depicted the channel’s host…
April 26, 2020 Wizard Casts ‘Mage Hand’ So It Feels Like Someone Else is Doing It Wizard Casts ‘Mage Hand’ So It Feels Like Someone Else is Doing It CHICAGO — Local level 2 Half-Elf wizard Stedd Tallstag recently casted ‘Mage Hand’ so it felt like somebody else was jacking him off after retiring…
April 17, 2020 Opinion: You’re Fucking Mafia, Dude Opinion: You’re Fucking Mafia, Dude Listen, we’ve all gotten to know each other pretty well since college orientation started, and you seem like a really nice person. We’ve had a…
March 27, 2020 Single Viewer of Twitch Stream Under More Pressure Than Streamer Single Viewer of Twitch Stream Under More Pressure Than Streamer ROCKVILLE, M.D. — After accidentally clicking on “bigjeremygaming_33 plays minecraft (xbox) very funny,” local Twitch user Nathan Elbaum came to the uncomfortable realization that he…
March 27, 2020 Boyfriend Can’t Find the Crit Boyfriend Can’t Find the Crit BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local woman Anita Harrison expressed disappointment during a game of Dungeons and Dragons when her boyfriend Steven Baker was once again unable…
March 25, 2020 Coup Player Clearly Lying About Being Your Friend Coup Player Clearly Lying About Being Your Friend BOSTON — Suspecting that one of your card-playing guests obviously cannot be an Ambassador or the Contessa, game night sources report one of these Coup…
