November 19, 2018 Father Briefly Proud When Son Tells Him He’s Getting Into Deck Building Father Briefly Proud When Son Tells Him He’s Getting Into Deck Building INVERNESS, Colo. — Feelings of pride and unity briefly filled the home of the Grantham family yesterday, following a misunderstanding about what 15 year-old Marc…
November 9, 2018 D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception WASHINGTON — Sarah Huckabee Sanders, roleplaying as Press Secretary, was seen attempting yet another Deception roll despite her character sporting an abysmal 5 total Charisma…
September 24, 2018 Woman Who’s Just ‘One of the Guys’ in D&D Group Roleplaying as Someone Who Doesn’t Find Them Sexist Woman Who’s Just ‘One of the Guys’ in D&D Group Roleplaying as Someone Who Doesn’t Find Them Sexist SAN DIEGO — Sarah Rodriguez attended her weekly D&D meetup today where she roleplays as a human rogue woman named Sarah Rodriguez who doesn’t find…
August 30, 2018 Guy in D&D Group Clearly Wants to Fuck His Character Guy in D&D Group Clearly Wants to Fuck His Character LOS ANGELES — After numerous campaigns, it reportedly became obvious to members of a local Dungeons and Dragons group that Bryan Kirk, a newly added…
June 27, 2018 White Guy Doesn’t Have Enough Mana to Play Race Card White Guy Doesn’t Have Enough Mana to Play Race Card CHICAGO — Local nerd Chris Patson found himself in a tight spot this morning during a political argument with his African American friend Carla Stevenson…
June 26, 2018 Gamer Jaded by Microtransactions Escapes to Local Trading Card Game Scene Gamer Jaded by Microtransactions Escapes to Local Trading Card Game Scene FREMONT, Calif. — After hemorrhaging more than $100 for characters, skins, and various downloadable content over the past year, 24-year-old Marvin Manalastas has quit online…
June 1, 2018 Sheep Can’t Believe He’s Being Traded for Fucking Wheat Sheep Can’t Believe He’s Being Traded for Fucking Wheat CATAN — After intense trade negotiations concluded late Wednesday on the geographically diverse archipelago of Catan, a sheep belonging to one of the German settlers…
May 24, 2018 Friend Group Meets Weekly for Board Game Rules Explanation Night Friend Group Meets Weekly for Board Game Rules Explanation Night MISSISSAUGA, Ontario — After last week’s successful breakdown of the rules of Scotland Yard, a local group of friends met up once again for a rousing…
May 5, 2018 Cooperative Board Game Isn’t Cooperative Board Game Isn’t LOS ANGELES — A weekly game night at the home of Carmen Criss ended in chaos as a strategy disagreement turned the cooperative board game…
