May 27, 2021 GameStop to Start Accepting Trade-In Items That Drop From Guys You Kill GameStop to Start Accepting Trade-In Items That Drop From Guys You Kill GRAPEVINE, Texas — GameStop announced today that it is expanding its trade-in program from used video games to weapons, armor, and anything else that drops…
May 26, 2021 New Historical Evidence Shows People Once Played Video Games for Fun New Historical Evidence Shows People Once Played Video Games for Fun UPPER DARBY, Pa. — Historians and anthropologists from around the globe are clamoring as a Pennsylvania middle school time capsule from the 1980s has revealed…
May 23, 2021 This $400 ‘Try Not to Cum’ Masterclass Dropped Its Price to $30 Today This $400 ‘Try Not to Cum’ Masterclass Dropped Its Price to $30 Today Trying Not to Cum is increasing in popularity, but folks coming into the hobby sometimes struggle with getting started. This new Masterclass, which is on…
May 23, 2021 D&D Player Fails Stealth Check for Fart at Table D&D Player Fails Stealth Check for Fart at Table WEATHERFORD, Okla. — A local tabletop roleplaying group is in disarray after player Joel Robinson failed the stealth check necessary to conceal the rancid fart…
May 21, 2021 Yoshi Game Just a Little Too Obviously for Children Yoshi Game Just a Little Too Obviously for Children KETTERING, Ohio — Less than an hour into playing her new copy of Yoshi’s Crafted World, local gamer Maureen Teague was disappointed to realize that…
May 20, 2021 ‘Metroid’ Remaster Forces Players to Play as Male Samus Unless They Purchase $25 Female Samus Amiibo ‘Metroid’ Remaster Forces Players to Play as Male Samus Unless They Purchase $25 Female Samus Amiibo KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced a surprise HD remaster of the original Metroid today in which you have to play as a male Samus unless…
May 18, 2021 Sony Releases PS5 That’s Just the Disc Drive Sony Releases PS5 That’s Just the Disc Drive TOKYO — Sony announced this morning that they have developed a PlayStation 5 that’s just the disc drive. “We did the PS5 that had a…
May 17, 2021 Biden Has Aides Tattoo Legislature Plans on Body Biden Has Aides Tattoo Legislature Plans on Body WASHINGTON — Drawing inspiration from the Christopher Nolan film Memento, President Joe Biden announced today that he has enlisted aides to tattoo his legislature plans…
May 16, 2021 Dystopian Predictions of the Future Could Not Have Predicted Today’s Reality: $70 Video Games Dystopian Predictions of the Future Could Not Have Predicted Today’s Reality: $70 Video Games WASHINGTON — Analysts warned today that we have reached a new apocalyptic crisis which even the worst models could not have predicted: video games that…
