June 7, 2021 9-Year-Old Can’t Wait to Find Out What Fucked Up Shit Is in Game Rated E10+ 9-Year-Old Can’t Wait to Find Out What Fucked Up Shit Is in Game Rated E10+ SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Local 9-year-old Simon Fisher is reportedly going out of his fucking mind right now imagining all the fucked up shit that…
June 6, 2021 Man Cryogenically Frozen in 2013 Probably Regretting Gangnam Style Pose Man Cryogenically Frozen in 2013 Probably Regretting Gangnam Style Pose ORLANDO, Fla. — Since being frozen at the Florida Cryonics Institute in 2013, local man Aaron Westfall has most likely come to regret his decision…
June 3, 2021 Twitch Bans Controversial Bathtub Streamer Twitch Bans Controversial Bathtub Streamer NEW YORK — In an apparent effort to re-categorize and regulate streaming content, Twitch has suspended the account of one of its well-known bathtub streamers,…
June 2, 2021 Who Reviews the Reviewers? Why We’re Adding Polls to the Bottom of Our Reviews to Let Our Writers Know If They’re Right or Wrong Who Reviews the Reviewers? Why We’re Adding Polls to the Bottom of Our Reviews to Let Our Writers Know If They’re Right or Wrong Video game reviews are the backbone of the gaming industry, but why is it that only the so-called journalists hold all the power in deciding…
June 1, 2021 Tatooine Golf Course Sucks Tatooine Golf Course Sucks TATOOINE, O.R.T. — The sand planet Tatooine cut the ribbon on a new golf course that is already facing unanimous criticism from the community. Lin…
May 31, 2021 Review: Bo Burnham’s New Special Has a Joke About Gamers, Which Means We Can Write About It Review: Bo Burnham’s New Special Has a Joke About Gamers, Which Means We Can Write About It Bo Burnham’s quarantine comedy special Inside released on Netflix today and is a monumental look into a creative person’s deteriorating mental health while isolated during…
May 30, 2021 Deal Alert: You Can Own the Jacket from ‘Drive’ at the Small Cost of Being Known as ‘Guy Who Owns the Jacket From Drive’ Deal Alert: You Can Own the Jacket from ‘Drive’ at the Small Cost of Being Known as ‘Guy Who Owns the Jacket From Drive’ We have an incredible deal alert for fans of the 2011 film Drive! Samuel Walters, a self-described cinephile and avid Ryan Gosling fan, announced today…
May 29, 2021 Stranger Wearing Shirt of Game You Like Would Probably Really Like to Talk About It Stranger Wearing Shirt of Game You Like Would Probably Really Like to Talk About It RICHMOND, Va. — A recent study conducted at the University of Richmond suggests that more often than not, that stranger wearing a shirt of your…
May 28, 2021 Why Nobody in Hollywood Will Work With Gene Wilder Anymore Why Nobody in Hollywood Will Work With Gene Wilder Anymore Gene Wilder used to be one of Hollywood’s most promising comedic stars. Classics like Young Frankenstein and The Producers have been canonized in the comedy…
