November 25, 2020 Cyberpunk 2077 Still Won’t Let Fans Customize How Many Hours Their Devs Work a Week Cyberpunk 2077 Still Won’t Let Fans Customize How Many Hours Their Devs Work a Week WARSAW — Fans of CD Projekt Red’s upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 are upset at the level of character customization, citing that they are still not able…
November 24, 2020 Opinion: These Good Good McEl-Boys Have Infected My Word Brain and It Suuuuuuucks Opinion: These Good Good McEl-Boys Have Infected My Word Brain and It Suuuuuuucks Helloooooo, and welcome to My Article, My Article, and Me, an op-ed column for the mod-ren era. I’m your Hard Drive columnist, Author McEl-Boy, and…
November 24, 2020 Next Kingdom Hearts Game to Feature all the Racist Cats from ‘The Aristocats’ Next Kingdom Hearts Game to Feature all the Racist Cats from ‘The Aristocats’ TOKYO — In honor of the classic Disney film’s 50th anniversary, publisher Square-Enix announced in a press release today that the next installment of the…
November 23, 2020 Video Game Enemies Circulate Anonymous Spreadsheet to Share Max HP and Equipment Info Video Game Enemies Circulate Anonymous Spreadsheet to Share Max HP and Equipment Info GRUGG’S CASTLE — In an effort to increase transparency about fair hiring practices and compensation, a group of video game enemies employed as guards at…
November 23, 2020 Gamer Who “Plays Better While High” Has No Basis for Comparison Gamer Who “Plays Better While High” Has No Basis for Comparison LOS ANGELES — Local gamer Aaron Hopper insisted that he “plays way better when he’s stoned” despite a complete lack of experience playing any other…
November 23, 2020 The Passion of the Crust The Passion of the Crust In the newest episode of The Hard Drive Podcast, Mark and Jeremy write and perform an original episode of 1989’s The Super Mario Bros. Super…
November 22, 2020 Man Worried He’ll Never Find Open World Game as Good as Her Man Worried He’ll Never Find Open World Game as Good as Her ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local gamer Joe Fleming is reportedly worried that Nintendo’s stunning masterpiece Breath of the Wild has ruined any chance that he’ll ever…
November 21, 2020 “With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man “With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man NEW YORK — New York police officer David Whitehead pulled Spider-Man aside today after teaming up to beat up a group of low-level drug dealers…
November 20, 2020 MCU Stars Unite to Defend That Song Jeremy Renner Put Out Last Year MCU Stars Unite to Defend That Song Jeremy Renner Put Out Last Year LOS ANGELES — A few weeks after uniting to defend costar Chris Pratt’s controversial religious and political affiliations, the stars of the Marvel Cinematic Universe…
