July 27, 2017 Paperboy Accosted for Throwing Fake News at Manâs Home Paperboy Accosted for Throwing Fake News at Manâs Home ANYTOWN, U.S. â Johnny Johnson, local paperboy, has been hospitalized after being severely beaten by local resident Grady Hollis for delivering âfake newsâ to Hollisâ…
July 27, 2017 Our Writer Died One Sentence into this PlayerUnknownâs Battlegrounds Article Our Writer Died One Sentence into this PlayerUnknownâs Battlegrounds Article PlayerUnknownâs Battlegrounds is one of the most exciting new games on the Steam marketplace but many online players are complaining about the promised addition of…
July 26, 2017 Incredible Rocket League Player Did Aerial Thing on Purpose Incredible Rocket League Player Did Aerial Thing on Purpose BALTIMORE â In one of the most impressive Rocket League feats of all time, incredible gamer Carlos Villalba performed a mid-air shot on goal for the…
July 25, 2017 Trump Reminds GOP Senators Before Healthcare Vote “No Russian” Trump Reminds GOP Senators Before Healthcare Vote “No Russian” WASHINGTON â President Donald Trump grimly said to GOP lawmakers âRemember, no Russian,â moments before the elevator doors opened to the Senate floor for the…
July 25, 2017 MLG All-Star Out 2-4 Weeks After Receiving âCâ on Geography Quiz MLG All-Star Out 2-4 Weeks After Receiving âCâ on Geography Quiz DAYTON, Ohio â MLG All-Star Eric Harland, AKA “FrosTyBallZ”, is expected to miss 2-4 weeks after getting a “C” on a recent geography quiz, Evil…
July 24, 2017 Study: 9 Out of 10 League of Legends Players Report Having Fucked Your Mom Study: 9 Out of 10 League of Legends Players Report Having Fucked Your Mom PASADENA, Calif. â A comprehensive study conducted at Stanford University revealed that for every ten people who regularly play League of Legends, nine of them…
July 23, 2017 Video Game Story Writer Considers Water Level His Ulysses Video Game Story Writer Considers Water Level His Ulysses LANSING, Mich. â Veteran gaming story writer Scott McCormick is reportedly exceptionally pleased with his latest work, the backstory of a water level in an…
July 22, 2017 Next Star Wars Spin-Off Tells Origin Story of Giant Yellow Letters Flying Through Space Next Star Wars Spin-Off Tells Origin Story of Giant Yellow Letters Flying Through Space SAN DIEGO â Disney executives revealed the premise of another movie in the Star Wars anthology film series today at San Diego Comic-Con, entitled Space…
July 21, 2017 Q*bert Cosplayer Pronounced Dead After Fall Down Convention Staircase Q*bert Cosplayer Pronounced Dead After Fall Down Convention Staircase SAN DIEGOÂ â Comic Con event staff announced the tragic death of an attendee dressed as 1980s video game protagonist Q*bert today, following a loud, rhythmic…
